Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 1283

So my aunts funeral isn’t until the first weekend of October and I’m like?? Is it just me or is that very far away lol
I guess part of it is that she’s getting cremated and that takes a couple weeks but like...more than a month?? Idk it’s just so weird to me

 

Saving it for spooky season

But yeah that is weird

 

That seems really far away. Do you have a lot of family traveling to the funeral from out of town? Also, I'm sorry to hear about her! I hope you and your family are holding up alright

 

James met up with grandma to have sex in a park, he said they did it in the bushes (she had a sex swing to help facilitate it). She's been dead for about 15 years, and he's been dead two years. As I write this, he'll never be more than five feet away from me. In a way, he's dead to me. He's dead to his grandchild. We're not friends anymore. In a way, we're now family, but we're also friends. I miss what he used to be like, and I miss what the world could be like now if he wasn't in it. When he asked me about sex, I told him I've heard he had an amazing wife. I'm not sure if that was true or not. He had a great wife. And I miss he


Is this true @Dog with a Blog?
This AI story generator seems legit tbh.

 

LMFAOOOO I hate you/love you

 

My guess is it's because of the cremation, and also because if she's being cremated there isn't strictly a rush to have the funeral I suppose. Not like when it's a traditional burial.

Also I'm sorry for your loss :(

 

Shit sorry Kiana I didn’t realize I still had you quoted but whatever I’ll quote you here. I’m disappointed to hear this too. I’m terrible at listening to new music but I was intending on listening to her new album. I probably still will because I do love her and will just side eye her and see what happens. I’m so surprised to hear this because she has seemed extremely liberal in the past. Particularly with trump? So like. What.

Right? And I’m guessing some might be, yeah. I thought that might be a reason but my mom didn’t mention it so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ idk! Also thank you!! it mostly hasn’t sunk in yet I think.

 

this guy is all over the place.

 

Yeah I’m also guessing maybe the church was busy those weekends or something idk. But thank you

 

He's not allowed to listen to Taylor Swift

 

I missed the boat on why ppl are obsessed with blakebeats

 

the truly wildest thing about the bb situation is that iirc he wasn't even around for when the JL allegations came out, I can't even imagine what that would've been like

 

I got on the boat and I've been trying to get off ever since.

 

You missed nothing

 

yeah idgi. Is it like a prior user that ppl continue to drag by linking their posts from other platforms? I've seen it a few times and I'm like

 

whoa, tmi buddy

 

Yeah, he defended Jesse and said women can't play music or something, I don't know I somehow manage to avoid drama so

 

also jeremy renner reminds me of putin and that makes me not like him

and the name jeremy... yeah

 

He also
Is a shitty actor LMAO

 

The accountability thread is making my brain hurt

 

some people named jeremy smoke smarties.

some people named jeremy drive jeeps while listening to their own music in a jeep commercial on the way to their own concert.

 

my sister who is 10 years older than me had this weird boyfriend named jeremy in high school

so to me its a 90s name for a creep

 

what do have against jeremys

there's uh jeremy piven, jeremy clarkson...

ok

 

we all want the same thing!