Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 1269

@Dirty Sanchez

 

Who the fucking fuck is Joshua Marine

 

CUPS

 

CUPs!!!

 

Recupsted!!!

 

So at regal our name tags would list what our favorite movie was. This one dude had “drake and josh”

 

If I worked there I would be asking for new name tags at least once or twice a week.

 

I can't even really decide on my Top 4 or whatever for my letterboxd page, that's too much stress for me

 

Has @Shrek been around?

 

I sincerely hope there's nothing specific that follows this

 

wut

 

Maybe you’re an asshole you ever think about that sergeant plump ass?

 

A middle aged man is about to potentially embarrass himself in front of the world without realizing, that's wut

 

I forgot eminem was still alive tbh

 

I miss him

 

Did I just witness a glitch in the Matrix??? I’m standing next to this bus stop and a woman dressed casually with headphones in walked past me and rounded the corner. then maybe a minute or two later a man dressed in business casual walked by me and rounded the corner. Didn’t think anything of it until maybe 4 or 5 minutes later she walks past me again. Interesting but I dunno maybe she’s just goin for a walk. But then a minute or two later that same man walks past me and rounds the corner. And then 5 minutes later she walks past me and rounds the corner lol. I imagine they’re cops and there are other cops hiding out for when they cross the street so they can get people who turn before they finish crossing the street. I’ve seen that before. But, if I can tell correctly, the route they are taking is just going around the block and there aren’t any points where you cross the street. Don’t really think it’s anything too bizarre I’m sure but it is interesting

 

Have you taken any red pills lately?

 

This an incel thing?

 

Blast off! Up to the stars we go!
And leave behind everything I used to know
Somebody's giving me a whole lot of money
To do what I think I want to
So why am I still feeling blue?

 

Sounds more like the Truman Show

 

@Mr. Serotonin congrats

 

Oh my god

 

Eh?