Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 1263

not cock roaches, fuck them to hell

 

birds are assholes

 

Brown recluse spider, not a fan personally

 

fuck hornets

 

Penguins are birds

 

spotted lanternflies and stink bugs. fuck 'em.

 

Yes!!!

 

i'm not into bestiality, sorry

 

don't kink shame

 

All animals belong to an ecosystem

I'm just messing with y'all

 

something about octopuses I don't care for

 

too many limbs to trust

 

They are incredibly smart

 

Also, birds are great but fuck geese

 

What are you supposed to say, that you drink it? Dumbass

 

You shot your dog live on Instagram so you have no room to talk

 

awww has @dylan started looking for a bigger apartment yet? or are y’all thinking house? y’all gonna thrift the decorations for that lil bundle of joys room?

 

She's going to the clinic yeet it right out

 

slurp

 

this only makes sense if your ice cream has melted into a puddle

 

why are you lurking the lurkers?

didn't know you and @CobraKidJon were a thing

Shucker

Blue oyster Cult
that band in Old School that sings really vulgar songs
Battle of the bands champion '99 (i think they covered the gin blossoms song)
***** Cat Dolls
Buck chery

 

Especially when roasted and smoked.

 

that’s not what @dylan told me he can’t wait to be a daddy