Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 1209

I’m taking a Spanish class this semester and it’s barely the second week and I have been struggling so hard. I don’t know why but Spanish for me just goes in one ear and instantly I forget it.

I have my supervisor at work and a few co-workers try and talk to me in Spanish to help but it’s just not clicking. I have a test on Wednesday and I’m trying to study but it’s been meh.

 

Has anyone ever told you what they always told me? Maybe you're hearing them but you're not listening.

 

oh yes I’m never listening.

 

I think there's another term for that but I'd be double cancelled if I said it

 

Is that like the Leo/ Tobey Maguire pussy posse

 

Man. I fucking hate myself. Time travel needs to be invented just so I could fix little errors like not giving gma my god damn number

 

Its okay man

 

I need to get a new identity

 

Is she sending you minions memes

Not a euphemism

 

Hopefully she deleted my number

 

What’d you think your new name would be?

 

probably doesn’t know how to use a cell phone without asking her grandson so it’s fine

 

Damn grandma is screenshotting texts now

 

On purpose???

 

monsieur mangeur d'âne

 

why?

Wait I think I get it haha stupid champagne, I outsmarted you

 

good morning america?

 

@dylan Okay so this may sound like im messing with you but I promise I'm not. I was recently diagnosed with a terminal disease called cyroaudiovascularmalexia. Basically if I don't get enough blood flow to my ears they will slowly freeze and will fall off, and it will spread to my inner ear and brain. There's no cure for it except one, I need to constantly warm my ears and the only material soft enough is the inner thighs of a young stud, so I need you to sit on my face for medical reasons.

 

what even is this thread

 

according to br*k*n22, this thread is full of people who “honestly suck”

 

Are you really still asking this ?

 

Careful

 

i probably should be considering he lurks this thread