Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 1191

no u

 

^^^^^^^^ is so lonely these days.

 

I don’t let Sophie use my phone. She has an iPad so we good.

 

Luv analingus

 

bird up

 

only neanderthals dont manage their browser history

 

sup

 

Think maybe we could talk about the Bible instead?

 

Except when you’re on a date and your phone connects to car stereo and you have a situation on your hands.......that’s not good....do you know anything about that Derek

 

Drink claws

 

You can't just ask me that

 

I don’t know to what you are referring but please stop talking please

 

buncha cops in this thread smh

 

I always got your back no snitchin'

 

Dude.

 

Get a coupla claws, shotgun 'em in the bathroom, f*ck a thinga popcorn n stumble through the rest of ya shift. @sleepy

 

yes?

 

You need to explain

 

she’s making shit up please disregard

 

I got nothing to hide

 

Don't silence women

I guess I have to reference Booksmart in Lisa's absence

 

got no one to snoop tho either

 

so you know how when your phone connects to bluetooth in your car it starts playing the audio it was playing previously. well,,, one time I had a date meet me at my house. I had maybe been watching something on the hub earlier before I started getting ready. so we get in my truck (thankfully the volume was turned all the way down) and start driving to wherever we were going. Probably after 10 minutes had passed, I looked at my center console, and the text read the description for what I had been watching on pornhub earlier lol. So I just turned a song on and pretended like nothing happened. I finally asked her a couple weeks later if she had noticed that and she said she didn’t so I fucking played myself.