Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 1188

Lol when I was like 13 a huge fear of mine was going to college and having to explain to people that I was a Christian who was saving myself for marriage and getting made fun of for it.

 

This morning Sophie called me to ask if I knew there was a new Taylor Swift album out today. She’s definitely my child.

 

it has to do with boosting the immune system you layman

 

Well did you

 

I did but the only Lover I recognize today is Noah Gundersen’s. I’m going to get plenty of time in the car with Taylor. Trust me on this.

 

what made you ditch that and go into degeneracy?

 

Sex is fun

 

deviant

 

If you can save yourself, you can save us all

-Jawbreaker as abstinence advocates

 

Whatever. You’re having way more sex than I am now that you and Jess are a thing. You won’t stop talking about it.

 

wheres the pic of dog in the bb shirt

 

you must be thinking of someone else we don’t do that

 

I think it was in the Science Fiction thread so, no more

 

Should I pull up the texts?

 

Sorry your daughter has taste

 

that’s private correspondence and also photoshopped

 

Is James and Derek absorbing Dylan's bits part of their Phantom Thread thing

 

Dylan doesn’t do bits...










...and neither do we

 

I hope tonin doesn't go down that dark road next

 

it ends with eating poisonous ass instead of mushrooms

 

I mean, it could end with eating a mushroom of sorts

 

someone hacked my account

 

i don't follow