Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 1163

you think i made it 30 years in life so far while doing that?

 

I visited this page when I was in Europe.
How to Use a Bidet

 

How has no one told them

 

how was it? you still wipe after to dry off right??

 

- motto of this thread

 

You have to wipe your ass first. Then you mount he bidet and splash water up your ass.
Then you dry your ass with a towel.
it's pretty awesome knowing your ass is 100% clean when you exit the washroom.

 

I think im gonna do an enema over the weekend yall

 

I can only assume it's because their parents failed them and also hard for anyone to correct them when one usually does their business with the door closed.

 

MY JOJI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Cant i be both

 

Sigh. So, the tattoo isn't happening. Artist reached out to say they aren't taking on any appointments right now due to personal reasons. I've been super anxious since deciding to reach out Sunday night and now I'm just exhausted and feel empty.

 

Lotta poop chatter in here today

 

@Dirty Sanchez found your new avatar

 

What the fuck is this

 

Cock and baww towtuwe (CBT) is a sexuaw activity invowving appwication of pain ow constwiction to de mawe genitaws. dis may invowve diwectwy painfuw activities, such as wax pway, genitaw spanking, squeezing, baww-busting, genitaw fwogging, uwedwaw pway, tickwe towtuwe, ewotic ewectwostimuwation ow even kicking.[1] de wecipient of such activities may weceive diwect physicaw pweasuwe via masochism, ow emotionaw pweasuwe dwough ewotic humiwiation, ow knowwedge dat de pway is pweasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of dese pwactices cawwy significant heawd wisks.

I’m sowwy it had to be done uwu

 

@dylan does this interest you by chance

 

Ken do you have a secret thriving tik tok page?

 

No but this is the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me and I’m going to frame it on my bathroom mirror for inspiration thank you

 

pretty sure as a vegan he'd be pretty against torturing roosters

 

he's probably down with torture, just so long as it doesn't involve him consuming the rooster.

 

Need me a freak like dat

 

no dirty frenchman can convince me that bidets arent nasty af

 

He tortures us