Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 1141

Just got a rejection email from a job I applied to in Denver seven months ago.

 

its prob cuz u dont own a jeep or a suburu

 

You don't smoke enough weed.

 

walked back to my apartment and I’m just going to go to sleep I didn’t want to wait

 

I just met another roommate and the dude is a basketball player for Fresno State and he is like 6’11 and I’m only 5’8 so I felt tiny next to him.

 

fuck that would suck to be 6'11 and fly economy lol.

 

Lazaro Rojas - Men's Basketball - Fresno State Athletics

this is my roommate

 

Your apartment gym has hours? That's lame af.

 

I could win the governorship of Colorado with this logic

 

they have a whole area called "the clubhouse" which is the gym, theater and other stuff to do for fun but yeah the clubhouse is open from like 9 to 10 pm which sucks.

 

Ahh. Mine is in the pool area, which has hours, but the gym is open whenever anyone wants to fucking use it.

 

i only hide my profile because i have stalkers

 

I think the pool is open until midnight but that’s like the one thing I’ll never use lmao.

 

his name translates to Lazarus Reds

 

They know you left like the coward you are, elf

 

@Mr. Serotonin that guy went to your alma mater

 

Gotta make sure you know you’re a lil b*tch

 

I actually do this and love it. Except once I hit noon i'm like WHERE'S THE FOOD.

 

Damn is it Friday yet

 

That would be a nightmare. It already sucks at 6'5

 

Y’all let me down, no Rebecca black gifs? Smh