Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 1120

Apparently Goldman Sachs doesn’t think I’m good enough for Apple Card, the tragedy

 

I gotta be honest, I was just being polite. I have no idea who you are

 

*cries in Dylan*

 

I honestly don’t want the card lol, I saw the invite in my email and thought it’d be worth a look. I’m surprised Apple is working with GS considering how shady they are.

 

back to the cubicle tomorrow. missed you guys.

 

They're both shady AF NGL

 

Yeah, probably not a solid idea to owe either of them money on a CC but people are gonna do it anyway.

 

@dylan

 

Aaaaaaawwwwwww here it goes!
*Kenan and Kel theme plays*

 

The amount of times Dylan showed me his apple credit card this weekend was too damn high. But I also every time he showed me I said okay cool what are you buying me with it or what’s the number on that thing and then he mansplained to me it doesn’t have a number on it... @dylan

 

So the 1975 is headlining the 97x next big thing here so which of you nerds who love them are coming to visit me and go

 

Is it on his phone or does he have one of those physical cards?

 

I imagine Dylan masturbates while looking at that Apple Card.

 

Fake socialist prick

 

@thesoftskeleton has Dylan ever accidentally called you Siri during sex?

 

Sorry I egged him on

 

So its Nova Scotia that's just harder to get to? Haha

 

Both

I tell him he loves capitalism so much and he gets mad

We don’t do that

He would have done it unprompted anyways hahah

 

What else would Apple make a version of and charge an obscene amount for? Imagine an Apple smart refrigerator...

 

Well, one company had suicide nets outside one of its factories and the other is Goldman Sachs.

 

True

 

Cars
Sex toys

 

apple charging $100 for their stylus is still fucking hilarious to me

 

$126 after tax!