Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 1114

If the internet has taught me anything about what people wanna fuck...

 

I won a gift certificate for free dinner for two at a local Mexican restaurant. Two bad I'm forever alone and now I have to find someone to go with me!


In terms of what I sinned, being a non-believer is prob the biggest one

 

Can you go alone, get the equivalent of food for two people and save the other meal for another night?

 

Take your nephew and expose him to idk like the Saw franchise or something. Your sister will love it.

 

Now we're getting to the real questions

 

@mad hows newfoundland

 

That would def be genius

I already got busted as a youth for letting my lil sister and her friend have a Saw marathon when she was little. I've learned my lesson!

 

@Kiana pay some rando to be your "date" and then they leave and you take home the food

 

But if I pay them that cancels out the free food! I'll prob just take my sister or something lol

 

The lesson being dont get caught

 

Oh I always get caught. That's what has turned me into the goody two shoes I am to this day!!

 

@thesoftskeleton I imagine you already saw this, I would love to have seen your reaction

 

I thought you were a vampire drug dealer that listens to never shout never!

 

Poison is the ultimate banger

 

Frank ocean did it better

 

I’m doing my medical benefits right now for work and I have no clue what I’m doing tbh

 

never trust a big butt and a smile

 

First off love a sustainable king secondly...Ian im already having a mental breakdown cause phoebe and matty keep acknowledging each other on ig and I was 10 shots deep when I saw matty wished her happy bday on ig story and I shot up from my seat and yeeted myself to Dylan to tell him the very important news

 

Only the drums are good though

 

Excuse me

 

If i were you I'd use precaution

 

Like a condom?

 

I wear many hats.

 

No that’s prec**tion