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this is in the plot section of the show's wikipedia article so i bet it was real good

"Using a fake résumé and her feminine charm, she gets Principal Carl Gaines to hire her"

maybe that was also the plot of the movie, who can say

 

Fifth graders today can barely use quotations correctly, I’m not expecting miracles with proper citations

 

Do they turn in papers with emoji?

Sánchez
Fifth Grade
11/18/2019


All About Abraham’s Lincoln’s

Once their wuz a dude named Abraham’s Lincoln’s he was shot in the head which is what they want u to belief. We know he didn’t act alone!!! Jus like JFK

“Fortnites is I wish der was Abraham Lincoln’s skins” (Oldjersey 2019).

Know we no all
About jFk and Abraham Lincoln’s cobs

 

Tag me coward

 

Watching Four Weddings and a Funeral. Interested in seeing which one of them dies.

 

@dylan and @thesoftskeleton and I tried going to Oskar Blues today to get some Wild Basin but they were closed for a company party ):

 

I'd imagine that's what they were going for

 

They actually just saw Dylan's giant forehead from 2 miles away and pretended they were closed

 

Just go to a gas station you beautiful fucks with amazing dogs/a ham

 

is it purposefully spelled the same way as Oskar Schindler, that's the only person I know who spells it with a K

 

Oskar, the communist from Hey Arnold???

 

could have gotten into that party if he was on oskar’s list

 

lol white claws are $16 at this place fuck this

 

fuck you're right

 

Yup. Seen that before. Fuck that indeed. 12.99 or fuck off

 

overpriced white claws at a vampire weekend concert wow who could have guessed

 

Overpriced White Claws at a Vampire Weekend Concert is a great title for a song about white people

 

is he even at a Vampire Weekend concert if he doesn't have one, Ezra will glare at him

 

Omg I won a raffle! Seventh day Adventists are my people. Minus the whole religion thing we vibe.

 

This is a good point

 

Whatd you sin!?

 

I meant win but I'm leaving it