Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 1096

Grant.

You and Cups are not a thing. You have never been a thing. You will never be a thing. He has not met you. You don’t even know what he looks like. And he greatly despises you.

 

Gorilla Glue is a high mid, known for being pretty sticky.

 

Don’t be jealous dog

 

I honestly don’t really feel like I’m in my 30’s

 

Lol. My friend has like big time anger issues and he went to the bank and withdrew a bunch of money, drove away, realized he forgot to actually grab the money, went back and someone had jacked it, went to his car and the door wouldn’t open, his phone was locked inside, so he just fucking punched through the window. So now he has a bloody hand, no money, and no car window haha. Fuckin idiot

 

Yeah I’m 31, but definitely don’t feel/look it tbh

 

50s more like?

 

@Rip @littlejohn @neverforget

 

Haha you old fuck

 

Don’t let the dayyyyys goooooo byyyyyyy

 

Damn. With Mikey gone am I the only one left in their twenties?

 

Where did he leave the money? Also, like wtf.

 

how the fuck do you leave money at the ATM haha, so fucking dumb

 

Dont fucking rub it in. gawwwd

 

He left it in the fucking atm lol like where it dispenses.

 

I’m 28 my dude and when/why did Mikey leave

 

Yeah but you’re married so that bumps you up like 4 years

 

Kaitie is like your age, I think Dylan may not be 30 legally yet, spiritually as we've established he's a boomer

 

well that'll be caught on security cam, but also damn. thats a huge fuck up rip.

 

And he lives in Florida so he’s basically canceled

 

I always think of her as middle aged

 

Yeah but what if we fuck a lot. Like a lot, still.

 

I don’t wanna hear about it man











































I wanna see it

 

Nvm I know that it’s like an old person thing to be randy all the time so maybe I’m kidding myself with thinking I’m young

 

triple canceled then