Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 1095

take Bear and hop on the next flight back to Dallas

 

It’s pretty rad. Just did the whole time travel bit

 

A responsible adult suggestion? How fucking dare you, sir.

 

No shaming etc

 

what's wrong with your hands now

 

Claws give life to those in need

 

Lets keep it in the sexts, I mean texts

 

Is sexting like texting? Asking for a friend.

 

tis but a hollow extension of life.

 

I have known no other

 

How tf is it already Friday. I fucking just left for my lil break and now it’s been a week? Time sucks

 

Might i suggest trying something called "water"?

 

Time is fucked dude. When i first turned 32 i forgot that I was 32 for about the first 3 months. Now i can’t remember what 31 is

 

Folks I got some gorilla glue I’m going to buy a shirt or maybe a record tonight..it’s freaking payday!

 

Is that weed or an adhesive?

 

Is gorilla glue code for something or ?

 

Do you coat your hands in gorilla glue, run through a store and flee?

 

Damn that’s fucked. I’m planning on staying 25 forever and I’m 27

 

Gorilla glue ur cheeks so you can live your dream and not poop anymore

 

tbf you had a very busy "little break" but I have no concept of time anymore

 

Bruhhhh. Advanced Supermarket Sweep

 

Hahahahah. Almost, Jessica, almost

 

@SlappinCups whats the move tonight

 

Once I past 30 I stopped bothering to remember how old I am and always pause a moment when I have to think about it lol