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Jesus Christ

 

The claws betrayed me dudes I had so many didn’t get drunk and they just gave me a headache. I can’t believe they’ve done this

 

Explain yourself dog

 

god i love this episode

 

It’s my day off hallelujah

 

Last night was a trip. Made out with that girl on the sidewalk and like her friends were recording and posting on their Snap haha. Then there were a group of Dutch boys trying to walk through the drive through at jack in the box so we ordered all their food for them hahah. God damn I was fucked up haha. Feel way better than I have any right to

 

I don’t understand how people just start making out with you it’s happened too many times

 

It’s my bald head.

Honestly, I dunno. But I do remember that she wasn’t the greatest kisser haha

 

you like to think that you're immune to this stuff oh yeah
closer to the truth is that you can't get enough
you're gonna have to face it you're addicted to Claw

 

who let the dog out amirite?

 

went for that low hanging fruit smh ill try harder next time back to the lab

 

“I walked into the bank and smiled at the teller.
I walked out of the bank carrying $100,000 in cash”


“I just photobombed Tom Cruise, and now I have a quick role in Mission Impossible 8 as one of the villains mercenaries.”

 

Consider this a warning. Peer Pressure is a violation of our rules

 

What’s that

 

Report him then, c o w a r d.

 

we can't report anymore or we get reported

 

Where’s Tate at you are harassing me cups

 

Slappin’s Choice

 

Part of me wishes you were right, Cups

 

Y'all have eventful lives, I had a stomach ache yesterday so couldn't even drink more than one claw then ate leftover pizza hut and went to bed after snuggling the pup all night watching shitty movies

 

I’m hungover and can’t move