Just Another Day In LA1iens Exist [ARCHIVED] • Page 1031

Watching the episode with 93 meetings right now

 

Practice Date rn.

 

lol bright ok’d F off f

 

"Can I use your bathroom? are you impressed that i know what it's called?"

 

Catching up Bob's Burgers, the TRUE creative heir to The Simpsons

 

I can’t do this fucking server shit for much longer. I fucking hate it at this point in my life.

Imagine getting yelled at all day even when you’re doing your job completely and being a team player

After about hour 10 or 11 I start feeling like cussing out the next motherfucker that looks at me sideways

And now after working from 11 am to midnight I’m back tomorrow at 9 am for brunch, the most rude and high expectations customers all week

 

My day STARTED with a woman tipping me 2 crumpled dollar bills on a $60 check to clean up after her and her messy ass toddlers. She doesn’t even look at me as she leaves but her friend gives me a guilty “thank youuuu” like get the fuck out of here with that, if you really felt bad youd add to the tip.

And then my next two tables complained their drinks took too long and they had slow service because I had to go tape up my bleeding split open thumb after I cut the shit out of it slicing lemons. And guess what their drinks weren’t even made by the bar yet because 25 people were ahead of them so it wasn’t even my fucking fault

People are terrible so they probably just assumed I was slacking off or some bullshit. Oh cool so I’ll just go get blood all over your drinks yeah? That better?

Then I still had to work 11 hours after that

 

Sorry man - people absolutely have no idea how hard servers and bartenders work, my wife bartends while shes going through school and comes homes with the shittiest stories about people like that.

 

My best friend was a sever at a Rams Head (saying that cause you probs know what they are) and she busted her ass but it was still shit. Got a job at Ticketmaster tho she’s doing good

 

Can she waive my fees

 

The managers expectations are pretty fucking ridiculous too. Absolutely no server in that restaurant has the time to run food and clean dishes EVERY TIME they go to the back to refill a drink or ring in extra tortillas.... but they fucking get on your case about it every isolated time they see you skip that step

I fucking HATE that because people like me on the floor who have been servers for 10 years and know how to pull their weight and contribute, still get scolded like they’re not doing shit. And I’m sorry the more you yell at me to do it the less I feel like doing it on my own. That has the opposite effect and makes me more selfish on the floor cause you get fucking harped on either way.

Like fucking be a better manager and learn how to focus your redirection on the employees who need it. I run food and dishes 100 times a day find someone else to get onto when it’s 1030 and I’ve been there for 12 hours.

Nobody likes to be yelled at for 12 hours in a loud, hot, stressful environment about stuff they are ALREADY FUCKIN DOING

 

I just heard a Hobo Johnson song for the first time and it's just Modest Mouse if Modest Mouse was bad huh

 

How dare you

 

I don’t think so. She got me tickets to see Weezer/Pixies and Drake so her guilt in my mind is paid off atm

 

It’s a really bad Front Bottoms. Idk if you are familiar but it is 100% true

 

I saw Front Bottoms open for Dashboard haha, so familiar but don't really know them

 

it's this but worse, imagine you thought I was shading Modest Mouse, which I'm not they have some killer albums

 

Man idk why but i assumed this was somehow about fees youve accumulated at Rams head i need to go to sleep

 

It’s me

 

I hope not I've never been there that would be concerning

 

I have had a few claws

 

I’m smoking Sativa

 

You ever smoke weed @aliens exist

 

you FBI or something

 

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