Jurassic World: Rebirth (Gareth Edwards, July 2, 2025) Movie • Page 9

My ideal JP reboot:

the world thinks this shit is over. A plane/ship crash on a remote island, surprise there are a shitload of dinos. Movie is just those ppl trying to survive the island. Some do and then the world knows there’s dinos there. Sequel explores that but not as stupidly as jw2&3. Profit

 

JW1 is always an entertaining watch. For what it is, it does it well

 

Tagline: "You thought this shit was over. The shit's just begun."

 

I saw it.

 

for showing dinosaurs with a big budget, it's perfectly serviceable - I just don't understand why they went with such a cynical approach that flies in the face of everything that makes the 1993 movie so incredible

there were so many more interesting avenues they could have gone down with a sequel trilogy

it's a good movie, but the original JP is an all-timer, and they certainly had the resources to do something great

 

Doyathinkhesaurit?

 

JW1is pretty boring in retrospect.

 

the more that I think about it, I do think that I held Jurassic World to an almost impossible standard, because Colin Trevorrow simply is not 1993 Steven Spielberg firing on absolutely all cylinders, but honestly, who is?

that's some big shoes to fill

I will say though that I can think of a few dozen filmmakers off the top of my head who could have done something pretty awesome in 2015 if handed the keys to the entire Jurassic Park franchise, but Colin Trevorrow was absolutely not one of them

 

I mean, this holds up

it's accurate

 

this is going to be horrendous but im gonna be there opening night

 

I have faith in Gareth Edwards - this one is gonna be better than all of the Jurassic World movies and probably / possibly even Jurassic Park III. It's gonna break the streak.

 

I lose interest in TLW after Eddie dies

 

Jurassic Park 3 > The Lost World.

 

This is still the best, but I always love the military showing up at the end out of nowhere with the title theme set to 1.5x speed.

 

Roland Tembo > anything in Jurassic Park III

 

“Please don’t be raptors, please don’t be raptors…. *gulps* Like, zoinks, it’s raptors, Scoob.”

 

You know, when I think of Jurassic Park, I don’t think of dinosaur related sci fi madness. I think of razor sharp writing and snappy dialogue.

 

they spared no expense!

 

Jurassic Park: The Force Awakens: Afterlife

 

"that is one big pile of shit"