Jimmy Eat World Band • Page 50

I feel silly for not thinking of this one

 

goddammit. this one got me

 

Beer You Me

 

This is excellent hahaha

 

Would this even be considered having to go to "work"?


I mean, some of these are just too easy. table for glasses? Boom.

Will you have specials on "a sunday"

Will you play the movie high fidelity all the time?

You could have each table make their own "mixtape"

Such cheese.

 

I actually think Table for Glasses would be a sweet name for a restaurant. Or at least a wine bar.

 

I've always thought that too

 

Yeah, it's pretty good.

Lucky Denver Mint could easily be a drink name.

 

My Sunnyside down eggs

 

Feeling Poke

Sausagers

A Glazed Chorus

Artichoke is Hard to Find

My Best Seared Salmon (okay, now I'm reaching)

 

Gotta Eat Somebodys Blue Cheese

 

The Griddle
A Braised Porpoise
For Brie This Is Heaven
Goodbye Pie Harbour
I Will Steal Your Rack

Happy Hour is called Slosheners

 

Honestly thought about this one but was afraid it would come off suggestive and creepy

 

We could have a Buffalo Wild Wings-style scale of hot sauces: Firefight, Pain, Stop, and Kill.

 

And a kosher menu called JEW

EDIT: Not my best, don't hate me

 

This is the winner.

 

I was really hoping it would.

 

I wouldn't hope that that's kind of weird

 

I see your judgemental, lazer eyes.

:)

 

You are on fire.

 

Don't even care, I'm going to post it. Kissed the girl I like for the first time last night and blasted "Invented" on the way home and it was one of the most victorious moments ever recorded by mankind

 

Honestly these kinds of posts are my favourite to see on here. Personal stories of happiness intertwined with music.

 

Invented? Really? I'd put that on after a breakup. Either way I'm happy you got some tongue action

 

Next up: Night Drive

 

Night Drive is also a good choice, definitely more subdued and less euphoric though.