Jimmy Eat World Band • Page 49

Slap that label on the bottles, or specialty cups for our virgin drinks but change it to "One of us has to drive, one of us gets to drink" and we have a complete package.

My girlfriend is going to school for culinary, I'm gonna have to talk her into this place becoming reality.

 

I knew the "drink" pun was coming and I'm so happy you did it.

 

There could be a wheat beer called The Wheat You Love.

 

Also, a late-night menu called the "Night Dine Menu"

 

"I've always been the easy grill"

 

edit: this internet joke was brought to you by the internet you're welcome or I'm sorry depending

 

Lol @ Lean being a drink. That shit is illegal, son

 

This is the best thread on the whole site. Can't stop laughing at these past two pages hahahaha

 

Goodbye My Hunger, or is that a reach? I'm trying way too hard here. Haha

 

That sounds like the fast food chain edition of our restaurant. That's where that Get It Faster menu really belongs.

 

Made with 100% Always Beef

 

We are gonna need a disclaimer saying we are not required to give "Evidence" on the purity of our meat though. Needa be as profitable as possible, so 23% beef is good enough for us.

 

The metaphor goes so deep.

 

Honestly, I think I'm gonna deep fry my brain if I don't "Cut" it out, so I'm gonna "Stop" before I turn into mush. haha It's too late for this shit xD

 

I like the steaks there to be juicy in the Middle

 

I did think about this one too

 

New recipes Invented daily

 

For the vegetarian menu, make sure the fruits have a Sweetness and the veggies DElectable. Call the veggie menu Table For Grasses.

As a vegetarian and JEW fanatic id support the fuck out of this restaurant

 

That... admittedly did not cross my mind. I was thinking about how drunk people often can't keep their balance and thus "lean" on objects to stay up. Whoops.

 

Haha drunk people often get Dizzy too!

 

Gotta Be Somebody's Blue Cheese
Chase This Bud Light
Coffee & Cigarettes

 

Omg this thread is gold

 

Time to nuke this thread Raccoon City style

 

I don't know exactly what's happening right now but I'm so glad it is.

And in the effort of adding to the conversation: there can be a daily meat special, simply called 'Cut.'

 

And, of course, the menu containing all of these fine courses and drinks is the Book of Love.