Jaded June: Chorus' Least Favorite Band (Prelim 5 of 8)

it's like March Madness except for cynicism. let's determine chorus.fm's least favorite band

FINAL EIGHT, ORDERED BY SEED:

1. Jet (39.7% of their bracket's total votes)
2. Buckcherry (36.2%)
3. Imagine Dragons (28.5%)
4. Train (24.6%)
5. ???
6. ???
7. ???
8. ???

disclaimer: if you like any of these bands that’s just as valid as others hating them and i encourage you to jump in and defend them in all their glory. this is the opinion of a small, likeminded sample size and we all like plenty of bands who prob suck. have fun and don’t be an asshole.

RULES:

there will be 8 brackets consisting of 8 participants each. for each matchup, select the bands you like the least as your "winners".

the "winners" of those 8 brackets will be entered into one final bracket to determine the worst of the worst.

please submit answers in a list form in order of matchup for each round. an example:

we will do one per weekday, and i'll try to start each one at 9, move to semis at 12, and put finals up at 3 (all eastern time). it won't always be like this because i am a poor organizer.

fifth bracket:

 

Jet managed to get almost 40% of it's brackets total votes, making their number one spot a... cold hard clinch.

 

3OH3
Florida Georgia Line
FFDP
Puddle

 

Foo Fighters
Boys Like Girls
Five Finger Death Punch
Red Hot Chili Peppers

 

MY FIRST VOTE GOES A LITTLE LIKE THIS
BOYS DONT LIKE GIRLS BOYS LIKE CARS AND MONEY
YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE YOUR EYES
CARPETELF HATES ME


But for real. Don’t report this. That ish is annoying.

 

3OH3
Florida Georgia Line
FFDP
Puddle

Thanks Cam for letting me copy & paste

 

so does the guy who counts the fuckin’ votes!!

 

and yes I know those are good charlotte lyrics I just never listened to BLG

 

3
BLG
Owl
Puddle

 

3Oh3 is horrid but let’s not act like there aren’t some regretful college drunk karaoke jams in their discog

 

I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fuckin scared of him

 

Just realized "ish" isn't an autocorrect and just part of the G$ brand

 

I GOT THAT SHIT ON LOCK I GOT THAT SHIT ON LOCK HOLLA HOLLA AT ME IF YOU ON MY BLOCK

 

it’s just who I am

 

fuck this is hard

 

Foo Fighters
Florida Georgia Line
Five Finger Death Punch
Red Hot Chili Peppers (worst band)

 

Hush g shut your lips

 

like I realize the point of these brackets is bants but the band who wrote Everlong being in this hurts my soul

 

303H!
BLG
FFDP
POM

 

Including 3 separate artists with features by Taylor Swift (Boys Like Girls) , Carly Rae Jepsen (Owl City) and Kesha (3oh3) in the same round feels like a personal attack

 

oh shit I forgot about that Taylor Swift feature

 

3OH3
Florida Georgia Line
FFDP
Puddle of Mudd

 

if you ever want to see a sight get a lot of beer in me then play FGL’s round here and hit record it’s not pretty

 

I’ve only heard their song where they go “it’s meant to be meant to be meant to be”

 

30h3
Florida Georgia Line
Five Finger Death Punch
puddle of Mudd