Jaded June: Chorus' Least Favorite Band (FINALS)

and then there were 8.

FINAL H8, ORDERED BY SEED:

1. Jet (39.7% of their bracket's total votes)
2. Hinder (36.3%)
3. Buckcherry (36.2%)
4. Five Finger Death Punch (31.4%)
5. 30 Seconds to Mars (31.1%)
6. Imagine Dragons (28.5%)
7. Emmure (25%)
8. Train (24.6%)

disclaimer: if you like any of these bands that’s just as valid as others hating them and i encourage you to jump in and defend them in all their glory. this is the opinion of a small, likeminded sample size and we all like plenty of bands who prob suck. have fun and don’t be an asshole.

RULES:

please submit answers in a list form in order of matchup for each round. an example:

Wed 6/13: quarterfinals
Thurs 6/14: semifinals
Fri 6/15: finals

FINAL BRACKET:

 

Jet
FFDP
Emmure
Buckcherry

 

Jet
30 Seconds To Mars
Emmure
Buckcherry

 

Train
30 Seconds to Mars
Hinder
Imagine Dragons

fuck... that was so hard

 

Train
FFDP
Emmure
Imagine Dragons

 

Train
30STM
Emmure
Buckcherry

 

Train
Five Finger Death Punch
Emmure
Buckcherry

 

never heard Emmure (and I'm not about to find out what they sound like now) but there's no way they're worse than Hinder

 

Here's a small sample of some merch for reference.

I think there's is the one on the left

 

wow. what pieces of shit

their music still can't be worse than Hinder tho

I'm sorry, I just don't buy it

 

Train
Mars
Hinder
Dragons

 

I think my thing with Hinder is just how serious they are and selling it gives them a leg up to me.

Emmure is just a fucking joke

 

It was funny what the singer of Emmure was electrocuted on his own microphone though. Really felt it sort of balanced the world again after his shitty columbine t shirts.

 

@Kingjohn_654 is an XL

 

Not only is that disgusting but it's really bad at being band merch

 

Best worn with a Tapout baseball hat.

 

He doesn't look good in Black though.

What's worse is that those are actual lyrics I believe and the fact that their fanbase is quite young and wearing this shit

 

Backwards?

 

Jet
30STM
Emmure
Buck cherry

 

Of course.

 

Jet
30STM
Emmure
Imagine Dragons

 

Jet
FFDP
Emmure
Buckcherry

 

Jet
FFDP
Emmure
Buckcherry

 

Jet
FFDP
Emmure
Buckcherry

 

C'mon guys, Train are so much worse than Jet

both as a band and a method of transportation