Well, I don't know how many years on this earth I got left. I'm gonna get real weird with it. Meanwhile, block the wind I'm gonna roast this bone.
Abramowitz! Your great-grandmother's last name was Abramowitz! I found it on an ancestry website! That makes you a dirty liar because you are JEWISH. Okay, I... That came out kind of bad. I-I'm not disgusted by the Jewish part. It's the... it's the lying part that I was talking about. This dirty liar is a Jew... ish man.
Hello. Charlie Kelly here, local business owner and cat enthusiast. Is your cat making TOO MUCH NOISE all the time? Is your cat constantly stomping around driving you crazy? Is your cat clawing at your furnitures? Think there’s no answer? You’re so stupid. There is! Kitten Mittons! Finally there’s an elegant, comfortable mitten for cats! I couldn’t hear anything! Is your cat one legged? Is your cat fat, skinny or an in between? That doesn’t matter ‘cuz one size fits all! Kitten Mittons, you’ll be smitten. So come on down to Patty’s Pub. We’re the home of the original Kitten Mittons. Meee-owww!
Wrong, wrong, WRONG! Wrong! You were supposed to let her get stabbed, hope that it hits a major artery, and then as she's dying you nurse her back to health, thereby making her totally dependent on you. See, this is why nobody should be going off my system!
“What's on the other side of it, there?” “Europe.” “Now how long would it take...” “Do not try and swim to Europe!” “Don't swim to Europe.”
I normally watch the Christmas special every Christmas Eve, but I caved and watched it early last weekend. I will probably end up still watching it on Christmas Eve again, because of tradition and because it's amazing.
Yep, I rewatched the whole deal for about the 8th time in November, waiting on Netflix to put up Season 11 on January 3rd to finish! Excited for Season 12
Yeah, I need to rewatch season 11. I think I'll like it more the second time than I did the first (still good though).
Charlie: No, I'm Holland Oates. You're like, Peter Gabriel. Mac: Hall & Oates is two separate people. Charlie: No, Holland is his first name and Oates is his last name.