Is a Dairy Queen Blizzard a milkshake?

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by suicidesaints, Apr 27, 2016.

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Is a Dairy Queen Blizzard a milkshake?

  1. Yes

    10 vote(s)
    10.6%
  2. No

    84 vote(s)
    89.4%
  1. suicidesaints

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  2. ForestOfAllusion

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    No, too thick to be a milkshake. The test is can you suck it through a straw (phrasing), if yes - milkshake, if no - not milkshake.
     
  3. Dirty Sanchez

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    I was worried that this was a @moonpies thread at first.
     
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  5. Henry

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    Its basically just ice cream with something mixed in.
     
  6. Shrek

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    Oh, man. We lost moonpies to the change to chorus, didn't we?!

    Also, definitely not a milkshake.
     
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  7. aoftbsten

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    Definitely not a milkshake.
     
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  8. TheWater(s)

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    Nick Wiger is a piece of shit for having this opinion.
     
  9. elphshelf

    I'm not living, I'm just killing time

    Not a milkshake. You don't eat milkshakes with a spoon.
     
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  10. Dirty Sanchez

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    Nah, he was here at one point.

    Not anymore, though. :-)
     
  11. Turkeylegz

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  12. Chaplain Tappman

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    yeah i dont see this one being a milkshake at all. does it even have milk?
     
  13. KimmyGibbler

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    Blizzards are delicious but they are certainly not a milkshake.
     
  14. HalfHearted

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    At the Dairy Queen I go to they have to bring a Blizzard to you upside down or else it is free. Not sure you can do that with a milkshake. But yea, it's just custard with candy mixed into it.
     
  15. CoopDawg

    They're obviously grilled... Prestigious

    It's a soquid.
     
  16. chris

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    I've known them as flurries, but those aren't milkshakes
     
  17. suicidesaints

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    Agreed. I didn't expect the poll to be quite this unanimous though.
     
  18. ChiliTacos

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    not milkshakes, and not even good.
     
  19. colorlesscliche

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    No, by definition a milkshake is a cold drink made of milk, a sweet flavoring such as fruit or chocolate, and typically ice cream, whisked until it is frothy.

    Whisked until is is frothy is the key part, this isn't frothy, it's solid. Not a milkshake.
     
  20. muttley

    "Fuck you, Peaches!" Prestigious

    Not a milkshake.
     
  21. CoopDawg

    They're obviously grilled... Prestigious

     
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  22. Ainsley&MyWhetstone

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    If it's not a milkshake, maybe it's a frappe. :eh:
    I voted no though, they're basically a mcflurry, right? So, fake ice cream with candy, yeah?
     
  23. Kiana

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    idk what being from the south has to do with knowing what a blizzard is.
     
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  24. MrRobot

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    I guess I'm in the minority. I consider it one, or at least a variation of one.
     
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  26. DarkHotline

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    Blizzards are dope, I'll grab one once in a while when it's warm out. Speaking of DQ food, their food is pretty damn good compared to other fast food joints. Their Flamethrower Burger is arguably one of the top ten fast food items in the US in my very humble opinion.
     
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  27. Jacob

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    Yup Flamethrower Burger is bomb and I haven't had in forever cuz our DQ doesn't sell food.
     
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