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Is a Dairy Queen Blizzard a milkshake?

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by suicidesaints, Apr 27, 2016.


Is a Dairy Queen Blizzard a milkshake?

  1. Yes

    11 vote(s)
  2. No

    84 vote(s)
  1. suicidesaints

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  2. ForestOfAllusion

    Old Aesthetic Prestigious

    No, too thick to be a milkshake. The test is can you suck it through a straw (phrasing), if yes - milkshake, if no - not milkshake.
  3. Dirty Sanchez

    Prestigious Prestigious

    I was worried that this was a @moonpies thread at first.
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  4. Henry

    Moderator Moderator

    Its basically just ice cream with something mixed in.
  5. Shrek

    Prestigious Prestigious

    Oh, man. We lost moonpies to the change to chorus, didn't we?!

    Also, definitely not a milkshake.
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  6. aoftbsten

    Trusted Supporter

    Definitely not a milkshake.
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  7. TheWater(s)

    Kiss The Sky Prestigious

    Nick Wiger is a piece of shit for having this opinion.
  8. elphshelf

    100% made of farts Supporter

    Not a milkshake. You don't eat milkshakes with a spoon.
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  9. Dirty Sanchez

    Prestigious Prestigious

    Nah, he was here at one point.

    Not anymore, though. :-)
  10. Turkeylegz


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  11. Chaplain Tappman

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    yeah i dont see this one being a milkshake at all. does it even have milk?
  12. KimmyGibbler

    Everywhere you look... Prestigious

    Blizzards are delicious but they are certainly not a milkshake.
  13. HalfHearted


    At the Dairy Queen I go to they have to bring a Blizzard to you upside down or else it is free. Not sure you can do that with a milkshake. But yea, it's just custard with candy mixed into it.
  14. CoopDawg

    They're obviously grilled... Prestigious

    It's a soquid.
  15. chris

    Trusted Supporter

    I've known them as flurries, but those aren't milkshakes
  16. suicidesaints

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    Agreed. I didn't expect the poll to be quite this unanimous though.
  17. Ben

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    not milkshakes, and not even good.
  18. colorlesscliche

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    No, by definition a milkshake is a cold drink made of milk, a sweet flavoring such as fruit or chocolate, and typically ice cream, whisked until it is frothy.

    Whisked until is is frothy is the key part, this isn't frothy, it's solid. Not a milkshake.
  19. muttley

    "Fuck you, Peaches!" Prestigious

    Not a milkshake.
  20. CoopDawg

    They're obviously grilled... Prestigious

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  21. Ainsley&MyWhetstone


    If it's not a milkshake, maybe it's a frappe. :eh:
    I voted no though, they're basically a mcflurry, right? So, fake ice cream with candy, yeah?
  22. Kiana

    Goddamn, man child Prestigious

    idk what being from the south has to do with knowing what a blizzard is.
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  23. MrRobot

    Twitter/IG: @scott325

    I guess I'm in the minority. I consider it one, or at least a variation of one.
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  24. DarkHotline

    Proud To Bathe With A Rag On A Stick Prestigious

    Blizzards are dope, I'll grab one once in a while when it's warm out. Speaking of DQ food, their food is pretty damn good compared to other fast food joints. Their Flamethrower Burger is arguably one of the top ten fast food items in the US in my very humble opinion.
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  25. ReginaPhilange

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    Yup Flamethrower Burger is bomb and I haven't had in forever cuz our DQ doesn't sell food.
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