Incredible Spam E-Mails

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Subject: Dear God's elect,

Dear God's elect,
I believe you will do better than I think,
It is understandable that you may be a bit apprehensive because you do not know me, I am writing this mail to you with serious tears in my eyes and great sorrow in my heart, I decided to contact you due to the urgency of my situation. My Name is Mrs. Rose Adams, Am contacting you from my country Tunisia. I want to tell you this because I don't have any other option than to tell you as I was touched to open up to you, I am married to Late Dr. Franklin Adams who worked with Tunisia embassy in Ouagadougou the capital city of Burkina Faso for nine years before he died in the year 2005. We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only five days. Since his death I decided not to remarry again, when my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of US$15 Million (Fifteen Million United States Dollars) with a bank in Ouagadougou,
Presently this money is still in the bank there. He made this money available for exportation of Gold from Burkina mining. Recently, My Doctor told me that I would not last for the period of seven months due to cancer problem. The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition I decided to hand you over this mission to take care of the less-privileged, you will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I want you to take 30 Percent of the total money for your personal use While 70% of the money will go to charity work" helping people in the street.
Because I grew up as an Orphan and I don't have anybody as my family member, just to Endeavour that the house of God is maintained. Am doing this so that God will forgive my sins and accept my soul because this sickness has suffered me so much. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the bank in Burkina Faso and I will also instruct my lawyer to issue you an authority letter that will prove you the present beneficiary of the money in the bank that's if you assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein. please, kindly reply me back through my private email address for more explanations;
Remain blessed
Yours Sister
Mrs. Rose Adams.

 

Your contribution today will help put us over the top of our $20 million goal that we need to hit before midnight on September 30th.

The clock is counting down to the end of the FEC quarter, but with your help, I know we can do it.

In fact, my father believes so strongly that we can break this goal with your help that he is going to be matching our supporters’ donations up to $2 million!

CONTRIBUTE $250 = $500 MATCHED

CONTRIBUTE $100 = $200 MATCHED

CONTRIBUTE $50 = $100 MATCHED

CONTRIBUTE $25 = $50 MATCHED

CONTRIBUTE OTHER AMOUNT

Hillary hasn’t offered to do this with her supporters because she has the special interests bankrolling her campaign.

The special interests might have a place in her campaign, but they have no place in ours.

The only people my father wants to take care of and is humbled by their support, is the American people. The hardworking Americans who Crooked Hillary calls deplorable.

That’s why your support means so much to me, my father and the rest of our family. And why your support today to help us break this goal means even more to us than I can tell you.

Thank you again so much for your support. Thank you for believing in my father and his ideas to Make America Great Again!

And thank you for standing up to Crooked Hillary and her deplorable special interest friends by contributing $250, $100, $50, $25 or $5 today.

Donald Trump, Jr.

CONTRIBUTE NOW

 

I got a spam email once that said "PEDOPHILES IN YOUR AREA" which almost sounded like an invitation?

Like, it definitely sounded more like an advertisement than a warning and that concerns me

 

Kill people, burn shit, fuck school, I HATE SPAM EMAILS!

 

"Assalam Alaikum, How are you doing my friend? my name is Madam Aleena Aasim Abdulaziz from Turkey and i have something very important to discuss with you please contact me now on my private email"