If you could have dinner with 6 people • Page 2

1. Dan Harmon
2. @Dirty Sanchez
3. Paul F Tompkins
4. Stanley Kubrick
5. Paul Thomas Anderson
6. Darude

We would go eat that fucked up spaghetti chili food stuffs

 

Help me out here @Fucking Dustin

 

Can all of mine be Lana Del Rey?

 

Skyline Chili

 

Sure, if all of mine can be Meg Myers lol

 

They can, but let's take that to its logical conclusion.

Lana Del Rey shows up at your house for dinner.

Shortly thereafter, another Lana Del Rey shows up at your house for dinner.

Lana and Lana2 recoil in horror at the sight of one another, as would be expected if you nonchalantly met an exact clone of yourself, the existence of whom was completely unbeknownst to you. You try to explain to them the nature of the situation - which incidentally you can't do 'cause it makes no goddamn sense - but given their immense distress and confusion, nothing you say gets through. Overwhelmed by shock, Lana passes out. But because Lana and Lana2 are the same person, they react to the same things in the same way, so LanaTwo also passes out.

Shortly thereafter, another Lana Del Rey shows up at your house for dinner. Lana3 of course notices two women unconscious on your floor. She takes a closer look and realizes both women are exact clones of herself, and then also passes out

Shortly thereafter, another Lana Del Rey shows up at your house for dinner. Lana4 notices 3 women laying unconscious on your floor with you standing over them trying to cobble together an explanation. Their identity, and your explanation, is irrelevant because there are 3 women laying unconscious on your floor. She gets the fuck out of there as fast as she can. As she is about to start her car and hightail it the fuck away from you, she notices a woman walking up to your front door. As scared as Lana4 is, she knows she can't let another woman go in there, and approaches her warning her of the awful scene inside. However upon doing so, she notices the woman is an exact clone of herself. They both pass out on your lawn.

Shortly thereafter, another Lana Del Rey shows up at your house for dinner. She notices 2 women laying unconscious on your front lawn. She doesn't bother to inspect them, she just immediately calls the police and drives off.

Shortly thereafter, several police officers show up at your house. They see the numerous unconscious women on your property and immediately arrest the shit out of you.

Lana6 then writes the song Serial Killer about you.

tl;dr: maybe pick more varied guests.

 

Nah dude. Lana's cool.

 

That whole hypothetical situation would fit Meg Myers too haha. I read comparison once calling her half girl next door half psycho ex-girlfriend that frames you for murder.

 

Fair point, I retract my entire post.

 

Throw me in the presidential debates!

 

Cool.

 

6 people.... what are we looking for, from dinner conversation, I guess....

Do we go presidential - and say Obama, Clinton et al... do we go Foreign Presidents? Alive or dead people.....

Do you go philosphical or religious (Jesus? Socrates?)

6 people who think are great musicians but interview for crap? Some musicians that are intense (Rollins?)

Do you go for humour (Robin Williams et al....)

Too many to think about. I dont think I want to answer. Perhaps the question should include 'What would you serve?' - lol.

 

Where's Hank Azaria?

 

Family only. Obviously except for John, me and the gunman.

 

Jenny Slate
Abbi Jacobson
Ilana Glazer
Thomas Middleditch
Kumail Nanjiani
Zach Woods

This is my answer today anyway, I'm sure tomorrow I'll come up with a new group of people

 

My dad, my mom, my brother, his wife and their two kids. I am home sick

 

Kanye
Kanye
Kanye
Kanye
Kanye

 

not really but it needed to be said

 

geoff rickley
jim adkins
dustin kensrue
chris carrabba
dave grohl
julien baker

i feel like they would all be really nice, really easy to talk to, and i like all their music. i pretty much based my picks on who would be the easiest to have conversation with haha.

 

This is Kanye's ideal dinner too.

 

Dostoevsky
Hegel
Matt Healy
Adam Smith
F.A. Hayek
Marx

 

rex tillerson
hillary
trump
elon musk
ron paul
kanye

all at the same time lmao

 

really tho

timothy berners-lee
snowden
elon musk
stephen hawking
alain aspect
terrence malick