If you could have dinner with 6 people

When it comes to extremely generic questions, this one seems to actually produce interesting results. So, what six people would you most like to dine with?

For me, I'd go:

Jean-Paul Sartre
Charles Barkley
Vladimir Lenin
Cyrus II of Persia
Pope Francis
John Candy

 

interesting topic.

Karl Anthony Towns
Keith Buckley
Daniel Bryan
Barack Obama...no, Michelle Obama
Adam Scott Aukerman (COUNTING AS ONE)
Nicki Minaj

 

Steve Stoute
Will Smith
Shigeru Miyamoto
Thomas Friedman
Tina Fey
Jay Z

It would probably start off a little rocky.

 

Six of myself.

 

kanye west
kim kardashian
north west
saint west
donda west
rob kardashian

 

Jeremy Corbyn
Frank Ocean
Sufjan Stevens
Spider-Man
Kanye West
My grandma

 

Lenin
Marx
Fanon
Nat Turner
Malcolm X
Huey Newton

 

Thomas Pynchon
Haruki Murakami
Jesse Lacey
John Adams
Brett Favre
James Van Der Beek

 

Kurt Vonnegut
JD Salinger
Bob Dylan
Justin Pierre
Joshua Chamberlain
Kanye West

 

J.R.R. Tolkien
William Shakespeare
Alfred, Lord Tennyson
Zora Neale Hurston
Carlos Ruiz Zafon
Dustin Kensrue

Bet you can't guess my major.

 

Donald Trump + any 5 other Trump family members.

And I'd poison their food.

 

Walt Whitman
Freddie Mercury
Billie Joe Armstrong
Nelson Mandela
Michael Jackson
Martin Luther King Jr

 

imma go with alive people

1. Junot Diaz
2. Kourtney Kardashian
3. Angela Davis
4. Harry Styles
5. Noel Gallagher
6. Morrissey

I wouldn't talk tho I'd just listen. Angela is obv too good to be at this dinner idk what she's doing there.

I wish I would've invited Lisa Kudrow.

 

Jack Eichel, Dave Grohl, Meg Myers, Raine Maida, Dexter Holland, Dominik Hasek

 

This gives me the impression that a meal with Spears has already taken place.

 

1. David Lynch
2. Damon Lindelof
3. Mark Hoppus
4. Milan Kundera
5. Hayao Miyazaki
6. Robert Smith

(In no particular order.)

 

1. Mike Birbiglia - I need someone more awkward than me at the dinner table who I can do bits with all night. He's my favorite comedian so it makes sense to have him there.
2. Amy Poehler - This dinner needs a leader, and Poehler is perfectly suited for the role. There's so much I want to learn from her.
3. My friend Jacaline - I only get to see her like once every 3 months and she is a top 2 if not top 1 human being in my life so famous people be damned, this is a priority.
4. Adam Scott - Just in case we're not having fun yet, I need him to exclaim this. I also need to learn all his hair secrets.
5. Laura - Laura would murder me if I had dinner with Adam Scott without her.
6. Pusha T - He is my favorite artist and I bet he has amazing dinner taste and I'll definitely let him choose where we go. He'll probably only stay for like 5 minutes since he'll probably get sick of my shit fast.

It has potential to both be an amazing dinner and to be like the dinner party episode of The Office

 

1.Mike Tyson
2.Tom Green
3. Norm Macdonald
4. Keith Buckley
5. Bill Simmons
6. Brian Regan

 

Oh shit Brian Regan would be a great choice as well

 

Now I want you at my dinner table

 

Steve Martin
Tony Benn
Dorothy Parker
John Swartzwelder
Hideo Kojima
Eric Andre

 

Hahaha wow, that's amazing

 

Dan Castellaneta
Julie Kavner
Nancy Cartwright
Yeardly Smith
John Swartzwelder to provide dialogue
A random guy with a gun to shoot anyone who breaks character

Why do all my dinners involve violence?

 

Reese Witherspoon
Anne Hathaway
Sandra Bullock
Drew Barrymore
Gwyneth Paltrow
Cate Blanchett


I would just let them talk while I listen, and Reese and Gwyneth would host it

 

Alternate answer: Nick Wiger and Mike "Mitch" Mitchell