If I Had Legs I’d Kick You (Mary Bronstein, 2025)

Interested

 

Conan ?!

 

Looks good. Bad title

 

my very pregnant wife said "this trailer looks like if righteous gemstones happened to a woman"

took me about five minutes to figure out she meant uncut gems

 

Rose Byrne is quite enough to sell me on anything, gonna skip the trailer

 

I am very excited for this one.

 

Chase bb I'm sorry but you gotta submit for supporting if you want a chance. Rose is extraordinary. Mary Bronstein should get blank check treatment after this.

More like One Battle After Another for mothers

 

Was hoping to see this hit any theater near me this month, but it’s not even listed in the Coming Soon at any of them

 

I just learned this is playing at the Alamo near me this weekend so now I know what my Saturday plans are. Originally I was going to see the new Luca (After The Hunt) but that will have to wait.

 

Yeah no showings here either. Instead we get revival screenings of Annie Hall.

Edit: I guess we're getting it next week at one theater.

 

i loved this but i dunno if i can ever watch it again

 

That’s what i hear. I want to see it, but don’t know if I want that kind of devastation in my life.

 

Yeah this was good but definitely the opposite of a fun night at the movies.

 

Yeah I need a Xanax and a cigarette. Give Rose Byrne an Oscar.

 

Easily my favorite of the year non OBAA division, found this extremely accomplished and with an unbelievable amount of real pain baked in that never feels cheap or unearned

 

I can't wait to see this when it comes out here on February 20th, 2026.

 

Glad I saw this alone because the silent drive home felt absolutely imperative

 

this was incredible but jesus fucking christ