Discussion in 'Entertainment Forum' started by OhTheWater, Apr 12, 2019.
i keep watching it so that I can quote it in everyday conversation
Pornhub, Xtube... I know these names better than I know my own grandmaother's.
mudpie is the only one that has made my everyday lexicon
Ah! The good ole anal cream pie!
I need confirmation that this was renewed. It seems really popular Online™
We are not bringing up that post ever again. I won’t even quote it so it takes up more space. That is a cursed comment.
Lol, I tried to find a “you probably love your mother in law” gif and instead got one from Closer. I never expected to think about those together.
Closer is a great movie.
Been trying to find a way to work “you have no good car ideas” into my vernacular but opportunities are limited
I forgot to bring a half full bottle of water into our dept. meeting last week and flip it to see if anyone flinched
It’s up there with the rest of his insults for general use in my opinion.
i keep starting (and ending) my stories @ friends with 'has this ever happened to you?'
Me with my besties at a restaurant and I'm posting a pick of us on Instagram: "Slurping down fish piss with these wet chodes!"
I thought maybe you could help guys that are so horny their stomachs hurt
FUCK YOU HARLEY JARVIS
“I have a name.”
“What’s your name?”
“Heh...Perfect. We’ve been sittin here talkin allll day. And you all never bothered to learn my name. Hmph. We’re so (*starts casually grabbing clothes*) buried in our phones. Instead of giving someone a real smile, we send an emoji. I mean...we don’t even look at porn on our computer anymore. We look at it on our phone? Huh? Pornhub. XTube. I know these names, better than I know my own grandmother’s. YouPorn, XXN...RedTube, panty jobs, homegrown Simpsons stuff. All great, but I ask you this: If I was a big ole guy with a big burly white beard, would you still be yelling at me? Or would you be spankin my bare butt, balls, and back? Think about that for one second (*starts loading stolen clothes into hotdog car*). I guess if nobody wants this car, I’ll take it.”
“Let’s get him.”
“Yeah right you piece of dog shit!”
Lmfao this is the part that always destroys me. The delivery is just too good.
Welp, guessing I’m watching this for the fifth time today.
Put this on my gravestone.
favorite show in such a long time
Listen the show sucks..we just need to know what Chunky’s deal is!