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I Hope You Lather

Discussion in 'Article Discussion' started by Melody Bot, Mar 31, 2021.

  1. Melody Bot

    Your friendly little forum bot. Staff Member

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    AFI have released a bar of soap:

    Custom soap bar with a Hinoki fragrance. Features the AFI logo and special packaging inspired by the BODIES album art.

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  2. mrenkens007

    Surprise, Surprise Prestigious

    How'd they miss "Soap-Box Derby" inspired bars?!?!
     
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  3. transrebel59

    Regular

    Me: I'm not buying a band's bar of soap

    Me, after viewing the bar of soap: $25 isn't that bad
     
  4. vcmstone

    Newbie Supporter

    First coffee from Coheed and now soap from AFI. Bands are definitely getting creative, and I'm all for it.
     
  5. Ska Senanake

    Trusted

    I want a Thrice box of cereal
     
  6. theasteriskera

    Trusted Supporter

    I'm down to turn this into a thread of weirdest merch items you've bought... mine is probably a Four Year Strong beard comb
     
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  7. mrenkens007

    Surprise, Surprise Prestigious

    I had a Bring Me the Horizon wristband that clipped together with a USB. Had the There Is A Hell... album on it. Fucking weird time for merch.
     
  8. BradBradley

    Regular

    HEY MISS MURDER CAN I
    MAKE BEAUTY STAY IF MY
    SOAP IS LYE whoa oh
     
  9. gbuffers

    England.

    I feel like if I had to think up the weirdest band merch I couldn’t even stretch to an AFI bar of soap - too far fetched, but why not?
     
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  10. transitrock

    Did you say yutes?

    Soap unknooooown
     
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  11. Allthegiganticthings

    Regular

    Nice to see a band release something other than an IPA
     
  12. Elder Lightning

    A lightning bolt without a cloud in the sky Supporter

  13. BradBradley

    Regular

    Rye IPA -

    HEY MISS MURDER CAN I
    MAKE BEAUTY STAY IF I(whispered: “p-a”
    ADD HOPS AND RYE, whoa oh


    (I’m clearly not very original with this)
     
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  14. DandonTRJ

    ~~~ヾ(^∇^ Supporter

    Thrice Krispies

    (Also I submitted this news item with like four suggested pun titles and I’m glad Jason went with my personal favorite.)
     
  15. Elder Lightning

    A lightning bolt without a cloud in the sky Supporter

    Was one of them "Very Proud of Ya (For Washing Your Hands)"?
     
  16. DandonTRJ

    ~~~ヾ(^∇^ Supporter

    That’s close to one of ‘em (“Shut Your Mouth and Wash Your Hands”), probably an improvement. I think the others were “The Bathing Song Pt. II” and “1996 AFI: Soap-Box Derby, 2021 AFI: Soap.”
     
  17. It was you! Haha. I was wondering the whole time.
     
  18. JamesMichael

    Software Engineer Prestigious

    That headline is :ok:
     
  19. alkalinexandy

    Trusted Supporter

    "Bodies soap by A.F.I. Just because God called in sick today, that doesn't mean your hygiene should!"
     
  20. alkalinexandy

    Trusted Supporter

    Yeah, but what were the other three?
     
  21. sammyboy516

    Trusted Prestigious

    I had one of these for Anberlin’s New Surrender! Haha I wish I could find that thing.
     
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  22. manoverboard679

    If you have to ask, you can't afford it

    Mine's also from FYS- Brain Pain hot sauce
     
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  23. Ska Senanake

    Trusted

    You absolutely nailed that hahahaha
     
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