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I have a big important Christmas question

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Matt, Dec 12, 2017.

  1. Matt

    the bones are their money, so are the worms Prestigious

    In movies where Santa exists, where do parents think the presents came from?
     
  2. Dog with a Blog

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    I have a big important Christmas answer: Fuck Christmas.







    Real talk though: That is a great question, and all the more reason why Christmas sucks. Well done, Matt. I appreciate this more than you know.
     
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  3. Rob Hughes

    I wish you'd love me for life

    parents gotta pay santa because they lazy as fuck
     
  4. Dog with a Blog

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    It's gotta be cheaper to just use Amazon Prime, right?
     
  5. Matt

    the bones are their money, so are the worms Prestigious

    We were watching The Santa Clause and it just blows my mind. The parents don't believe in Santa and yet their kids wake up to presents they didn't buy??
     
  6. Dog with a Blog

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    Tim Allen is an idiot
     
  7. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    got my own hell to raise Platinum

    Santa uses his Jedi powers to convince them they bought the presents
     
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  8. Rob Hughes

    I wish you'd love me for life

  9. Anthony_

    A (Cancelled) Dork Prestigious

    I’ve always wondered this myself. How there are skeptical parents in a world where Santa is real. The Santa Clause was like the main offender in this area.
     
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  10. Matt

    the bones are their money, so are the worms Prestigious

    i tweeted at the director

     
  11. brandon_260

    Trusted Prestigious

    This is troubling
     
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  12. Matt

    the bones are their money, so are the worms Prestigious

    Also - my roommate brought up - isn't it bad that movies like this have adults talking about when they stopped believing in Santa? As a kid I guess I didn't notice, but that would be a huge red flag that Santa isn't real.
     
  13. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    got my own hell to raise Platinum

    I have another Christmas movie question,does including a song in a Christmas movie make it a Christmas Carol?
    I'm not just saying this because Smooth is in Love Actually
     
  14. Rob Hughes

    I wish you'd love me for life

    Why is the movie called Santa Clause? Is everyone in a contract with Santa that has some evil clause we can't see?
     
  15. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    got my own hell to raise Platinum

    The clause states that if you kill Santa you become Santa, for real it's a weird movie and I love it
     
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  16. Matt

    the bones are their money, so are the worms Prestigious

    None of the elves mourn the loss of the dead Santa once Tim Allen replaces him. Something to think about.
     
  17. Matt

    the bones are their money, so are the worms Prestigious

    in retrospect, this is my favorite joke from the film, when tim allen finds out she is over 1000 years old

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  18. Shrek

    leave the loop, walk the maze Prestigious

    this is good
     
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  19. Dog with a Blog

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    Damn dude. Comin in hard with some serious truths.

    THE WHOLE SANTA INSTITUTION IS EVIL


    God damn this made me laugh haha
     
  20. Shrek

    leave the loop, walk the maze Prestigious

    someone make an r-rated holiday Avenger's with Santa/Easter bunny/a turkey/St. Patrick and i'm fucking there
     
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  21. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    got my own hell to raise Platinum

    I'd try asking Krumholtz too, I feel like he might answer
     
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  22. Dog with a Blog

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    Lol that director only has 50 followers. He better respond.
     
  23. Matt

    the bones are their money, so are the worms Prestigious

    Good call, I just tweeted Krumholtz too
     
  24. Dog with a Blog

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    I actually think this is really important. This could change Santa in cinema forever
     
  25. Joe4th

    Memories are nice, but that's all they are. Prestigious

    holy shit