I have a big important Christmas question

In movies where Santa exists, where do parents think the presents came from?

 

I have a big important Christmas answer: Fuck Christmas.







Real talk though: That is a great question, and all the more reason why Christmas sucks. Well done, Matt. I appreciate this more than you know.

 

parents gotta pay santa because they lazy as fuck

 

It's gotta be cheaper to just use Amazon Prime, right?

 

We were watching The Santa Clause and it just blows my mind. The parents don't believe in Santa and yet their kids wake up to presents they didn't buy??

 

Tim Allen is an idiot

 

Santa uses his Jedi powers to convince them they bought the presents

 

I’ve always wondered this myself. How there are skeptical parents in a world where Santa is real. The Santa Clause was like the main offender in this area.

 

i tweeted at the director

 

This is troubling

 

Also - my roommate brought up - isn't it bad that movies like this have adults talking about when they stopped believing in Santa? As a kid I guess I didn't notice, but that would be a huge red flag that Santa isn't real.

 

I have another Christmas movie question,does including a song in a Christmas movie make it a Christmas Carol?
I'm not just saying this because Smooth is in Love Actually

 

Why is the movie called Santa Clause? Is everyone in a contract with Santa that has some evil clause we can't see?

 

The clause states that if you kill Santa you become Santa, for real it's a weird movie and I love it

 

None of the elves mourn the loss of the dead Santa once Tim Allen replaces him. Something to think about.

 

in retrospect, this is my favorite joke from the film, when tim allen finds out she is over 1000 years old

 

this is good

 

Damn dude. Comin in hard with some serious truths.

THE WHOLE SANTA INSTITUTION IS EVIL

God damn this made me laugh haha

 

someone make an r-rated holiday Avenger's with Santa/Easter bunny/a turkey/St. Patrick and i'm fucking there

 

I'd try asking Krumholtz too, I feel like he might answer

 

Lol that director only has 50 followers. He better respond.

 

Good call, I just tweeted Krumholtz too

 

I actually think this is really important. This could change Santa in cinema forever

 

holy shit