Discussion in 'Polls Forum' started by Chaplain Tappman, Apr 27, 2016.
Let me fix you some hot dog water martinis
I'll try anything once
Better get some chocolate starfish to go with it
Oh god no
1. Purée eight hot dogs in food processor.
2. Gently simmer hot dog purée in two cups of water for four hours.
3. Strain hot dog mixture through a fine mesh sieve, discard hot dog puree.
4. Reduce water to 1/2 cup.
5. Put hot dog water in ice cube trays. Freeze.
6. Add vodka to shaker along with hot dog water ice cubes and shake until dissolved and pour into chilled martini glass.
7. Garnish with dill pickle slice.
8. Serve immediately.
I will be totally honest: this sounds horrendous, but it would be a good conversation piece and I could probably get through it without vomiting. I mean, fuck, I put Mio into Olde English 40's in college.
wait... what? lol
This "water enhancer" stuff. I would mix it into 40 oz. malt beverages in college to make binge drinking easier.
haha no.. I mean I know what all of that stuff is. I'm just amazed haha
I think you mean, "OH GOD YES!!!"
I thought I read "Milo" first lol...
Rosemont’s new baseball team gets a tasty name: Chicago Dogs
Encased meat sandwiches
you're a complete animal
It caused me instant pain, but when you're 20 you think you're invincible lol
I've been eating hot dogs bunless lately so they are DEFINITELY not sandwiches to me any more
I drank one of those by themselves one time.
I did that once with an energy mio during a time of limited rest.
When I drank a glass of water after, it was amazing.
so there's at least 92 people on this site who don't know what a sandwich is
it still isn't a god damn sandwich
But... it is.