Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 569

dude have you smelled the Target on NorthWest Highway yet?

 

what does this even mean dog

RT

 

I have not

Dumb question but which Northwest Highway? Now that I've had expeditions to pick up my kids I have discovered that our metroplex has at least 2 Northwest Highways hahaha

 

"Thank you, ma'am."
"Thank YOU"
"....thank you"
"No, thank YOU"
"Thank you"
"THANK YOU"
".........thank you"

This was a real life exchange I just had

 

I dunno, this Denny’s I went to one time straight up smelled like a creek

 

mosquito spawn I bet

 

The Targets between Vickery Meadow and Lake Highlands

 

Almost done with this damn roof. Took 5 days. My legs hurt. I think my body overall is just very confused at this influx of activity lmao

 

In that case yeah I definitely haven't been there haha

 

Jeff Bezos makes 28k every 10 seconds. RIP me

 

It'd be funny if he actually made money that way and there was a poor payroll worker who had to submit a file to ADP every 10 seconds

 

yall, analyze this dream

you walk up to a car and touch it. it then turns into a greyhound and runs away...

 

it means you're secretly in love with gru from minions milkman

 

Dear customers,

please stop giving me useless information.

 

I don't know why the Soup Nazi was a villain. He knew what the fuck was up.

 

Oh yeah hahah. Some of them also have sort of a fish tank smell too or maybe hermit crabs.

 

You ever seen a hermit crab outside of its shell? It’s a weird weird sight.

 

y'all m***erfuckers go to some aquaticass denny's

 

try the trout pancakes

 

Grand Salmon

 

why are people sketchy little weasels when youre trying to sell something even when youre marking it down 99%?

 

yo im tryin to stay on my hiatus but can’t let go of y’all giving colby a pass on mixing his cereal with fuckin orange juice

 

git outta here

 

go on GIT

 

I didn't read the thread I just went to the last page when I posted what the fuck