Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 567

you're literally becoming Meltz

 

I went into a another (new to me) Target last week and was greeted with another unpleasant and strange odor different than the other Targets I know. This one was more recondite after a single visit. Ill need to return to that location again before I can begin to parse the aroma.

 

Not that he’s aware of.

 

I mean, I guess it is now.

the question isn't "is it?"

the questing is "should it be?"

 

ok shake is officially patrick bateman

 

ngl briefly considered hot sauce yesterday

 

I'm tryin man

 

What did you go with?

 

plain bc that was quickly dismissed. I just ate handfuls until I got enough motivation to reheat my Chipotle

 

That's fair.

I will say though that the cheese is delicious so that means I likely am too

 

wut

 

You sound like me when I’m high

 

Gonna name my son Provolone.

 

Colby jack

let's hang out and smoke and exacerbate each other's laziness when stoned lol

 

Never know until you try ya know?

 

so many of you I'd like to smoke with

 

it's not though, it's like the most neutral cheese there is.
I'm not saying it's terrible. it's just a non-decision type of cheese.

no offense to you, you may actually be delicious. I have no way of knowing.

now that's a good cheese to name somebody after.

 

Damn, he sounds Italian in a way. Is he Italian?

 

Pls someone name their offspring Gouda!!!

 

Naming my son Gorgonzola

 

dammit i was just about to respond to your provolone post with "that's a gouda name" and then you had to post this and ruin my great joke

 

PepperJack, baby

 

you mean

baby PepperJack