Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 3

No

 

like this post if you enjoy farting into pillows and then smelling them

 

Cam think of this

your offspring with this girl would probably be ketchup buffoons too

 

you guys seem to think i possess a shred of dignity and i think i may have walked into the wrong room

 

Cam knows I love him and he was giving us the perfect setup

 

like this post if Tom DeLonge is your favorite Beatle

 

i'm a low key ketchup buffoon, but not this high of order

 

Idk, ketchup on steaks not that bad lmao.

 

the words of a man whose no-carb lifestyle has left him a shell of his former self

 

yeah it is lol gtfo rofl

 

I wanna well done steak and some damn ketchup

 

I bought this $4 bottle of Heinz original recipe from 1886 ketchup the other day. Uses real ingredients. Damn, best ketchup ever. Tho I just used a drop.

 

well not me but you get it

 

If I cooked steak at my house and someone put ketchup on it... and they're over the age of 10, I would never serve them food again for as long as I'm alive.

 

that Heinz is good stuff

 

RT

 

Id happily be a ketchup buffoon if I had to for some hypothetical reason if it meant I got to be with the person I love

 

The 1886 blend is!!

 

but she is so nice

 

same haha but I would actively work on convincing them that there's a better way to live

 

wut is this

 

I'm just giving you a hard time

 

lets start a new religion

 

you'd have to serve it to them on a plate with clowns on it