Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 269

and its just like the ocean under the poon

 

okay @dylilah

 

Not this sh*t again

 

Part 2

 

You're a terrific person and I don't even understand your job

 

I could use a really strong drink right about now.

 

Movie of the year, and yes it is Romeo and Juliet but with competing pizza places

 

How hungry am I? I just dropped one french fry and before I could catch myself I dove at the ground shouting "NOOOO"

 

I ran out of time and had to skip lunch. Dinner can't come soon enough.

 

can't order delivery?

 

I'll just tough it out. Having a feast tonight anyway!

 

BAM

 

wat

 

Now we got borat and Shrek who's next

 

3 dollars well spent

 

Great success?

 

hey hi how ya dern

 

Great success indeed.

 

The toilet paper at this place is a top three grievance in my life. I cannot think of anything more useless than this stupid paper. I would call it the Trump of toilet paper but that's an insult to a man who, in all honesty, would probably be more effective at wiping my ass anyway. Who even made this shit? There's no brand. Who do I write to do get them to discontinue this white sandpaper bullshit? I guarantee you the people who made this have never used it. Whether its because they have common sense not to or they actually don't know what an asshole is, I don't know, I don't have all the answers. All I know is I'm going to find out who makes this product and tell them to stop it. I have no suggestions for them. Someone stupid enough to make this bad of a product cannot be trusted to improve. They must be taken down.

 

I agree two ply or fuck right off.

 

I'm ready to get out of here and eat some damn pizza