Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 262

ass pennies

 

Yeah u know they all just work there so they can shove paper bills up their b holes when no ones looking

 

i had an great date and now im still a little bit drunk and sitting on @ChaseTx couch ama

 

why are you sitting on Chase?

 

have u seen him??

total daddy

 

Did you go on a date with Chase?

What do you still think of me?

What are you wearing?

How much illegal substances do you have on your person ATM?

 

no

ur good ppl

spanx

none on my person but 3 in my bag

 

Worst couch ama ever

 

Are you referring to your butt when you say bag?

 

no

 

there is curremtly nothing in my butt

 

@dadbolt is it a nice couch? what's the comfort level? does it have a distinct smell?

 

Is there anything hidden inside Chase's couch?

Where's Chase?

Are y'all gonna play flashlight tag and hide and seek in the dark?

 

first of all I caught up all weirdly out of order, don't @ me.

second, @Mr. Serotonin and @CarpetElf I think were the ones talking about it but I gotta second to try that havana pub sub. I've had it before and it's quite good

holy christ

are we the same person

for some reason I am surprised to hear this?? idk why I thought you were a stoner like the rest of (most of) us heathens

 

Did you shower before sitting on the couch?

 

if you don't take a picture together it didn't happen

 

Would you be surprised to know I'm also not a stoner?

 

Nah, just naturally an idiot

 

Oh also, probably just likely the same person, but you're prettier

 

is there an East Atlanta pub sub or just a Havana one

 

Same and that's generous for me

 

At what point are you rich enough to where you greet other rich people by doing the ol 1-2 cheek kiss?

 

the butt is nature's pocket