Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 261

I need to log off

 

i have a row of posters and they all stay up but the conor oberst one keeps falling down from my fan blowing. THE DISRESPECT. wow, fan. you fucked up.

 

pony up and frame 'em skeleton

 

that fan has the power of four winds

 

I'm still stoked from the show last night. Music hasn't ever really been something I could use to change my mood or feelings, but Charly Bliss is just so fun I can't help but feel good listening to it. It's helping me today

 

is this sanch's landlord

 

They’re small and I ain’t got room for them to be framed. I have a lot of stuff in my room....too much some might say

I appreciate this joke

 

That's my landlord except I live with my mom.

 

just poop in the shower and stamp it down the drain

 

you are a.... bird... person.

 

how can you pre-determine if your shits gonna be over 3 lbs? asking for a friend.

 

ugh i just realized my underwear were inside out and also found a penny in my bathtub. why am i the worst???

 

I think that's good luck

 

Does that mean the penny was in your butt

 

3 lbs sounds like a lot tbh but I could be wrong... when the time comes, you'll know.

 

It’s a wishing tub

 

a penny saved is a penny earned imho

 

pretty sure it was mine to start with does that still count?

very well could be. you know how unpredictable my butt is. like taking out my aunts curtains with it.

thats what i was thinking. i was like that sounds like a hefty dump.

 

who's been reading my Big Bang Theory fan fic

 

*insert laugh track*

 

bumzinga

 

I have a hard time handling cash money when I know that statistically its all been up someones butt at some point

 

i dont trust the bank