Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 259

im pushing you off the flatirons when you move to CO

 

franklin's is on my list to check out. I hear amazing things. That is the one place I hear can give KC BBQ a run for its money

 

Friend? Have some self-respect, Matt

 

I'm still a Kansas Citian by birth

 

Texas > NC > KC > Memphis

 

Kansas or Missouri?

 

lol get that NC trash out of my fucking face

 

missouri. kansas is a shit hole

 

It might not even be the best down in Hill Country

theres a stupid amount of world class bbq down there. were talking like 100 places in 100 square miles.

 

NC barbeque is delicious. And we actually have things to look at, unlike Kansas

 

Missouri might be the most neutral state of all time

 

No one's ever like "You either love Missouri or you hate it!" They're like "You either remember Missouri exists or you don't."

 

missouri is inoffensively bland

 

Here when I tell people I'm from missouri they just say "oh." like...that's it. No follow up questions like "do you miss it?" because they're probably thinking "well he might....or he might not...it's missouri so it's hard to say"

 

It's because they don't care, Dulam

 

When I tell people in other states that I'm from Texas they get all excited and then immediately let down once I let them know that I do not support the Dallas Cowboys like their bandwagon selves

 

they think you're saying you're from misery and they're all yeah we know bro

or they're dumb geography idiots like me and don't know where that is exactly

 

the middle of the map

 

Texas is on the same tier as some of those other states!

 

Dang that penicillin is kicking in hard. I went from feeling like utter shit to feeling pretty decent. I did laundry, dishes, watered all my plants. Wow drugs really are the shit sometimes

 

Fun fact even the Kansas City Chiefs are from Dallas

 

if you get out of the car while driving through most of those other states you might have to worry about a racist inbred running at you with used hyperdermic needles

 

the Chiefs suck and will always choke in the first round of playoffs in the seasons that they are actually lucky enough to blindly fall into them

 

I got pissed watching a commercial for American Idol where a girl was like "Yeah I'm from Texas, we ride horses and stuff" and she wore cowboy boots and had a cowboy hat on at all times and she lived in MCKINNEY