Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 249

So you're telling...I SHOULDN'T look in girls purse when they aren't looking and pull stuff out and shame them? What about just taking stuff?

 

i think i've rolled enough weed to ascend during explosions in the sky

 

chipotle for lunch oh yes extra hot salsa plz

 

I was busy at work thank you for posting this for me

 

I tried to tee you up for it

 

wat

 

It’s a common trend, especially on tumblr and instagram, for dumbass couples to post pictures of one person walking in front of them with a hand behind them and the person holding the camera with an arm stretched out holding their hand. Why? I do not know. And here we have a person with an arm stretched out reaching for a chipotle burrito

 

I dropped my phone in my plate of Chinese food

 

Did it text somebody "wasabi'?

Idk that's all I got rn.

 

I'm just doing right by your name.

I know you did and I hadn't seen him around and freaked out that hours would pass without him posting it. Someone had to do it.

 

Damn dude, you need to go take a nap or something. Not only is that not funny, but it’s pretty inaccurate as wasabi is generally used in Japanese dishes not Chinese you racist fuck

 

lol holy fuck why did this make me laugh so much

 

Lol god dammit Mike, Dan isn’t supposed to be funny !

 

I know I can always count on @bigmike

 

I don't eat either food idk

 

It's all in the delivery bro

 

Just givin you a hard time. Don’t eat either? Let me take you out to sushi.

 

@Kingjohn_654 alt confirmed

 

Normally I abide by this rule. However, I must admit that even the lowest of lows, like Dane Cook, have made me laugh. Dan is Dane Cook of Chorus.fm.

 

I also thoroughly love the juxtaposition in our posts, @Dog with a Blog, in reaction to dan's post.

 

This is the most painful thing you have ever said to me Mike.



Ouch

 

Dude I am the pickiest eater ever, I think it is a mental disorder. I just can't try new food, my brain/mind freaks out when I do.

 

Lmao

 

Try using more willpower @oldjersey