Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 248

oh

 

just kidding I'd never let Derek in my apartment he lives his life without rules

 

I thought you two were hanging out a few months ago? Maybe I was just really high idk

 

he thankfully canceled on me because he was "sick"

 

I've been extra obnoxious since then i don't blame him. I mean I'm still gonna show up and annoy him some time but just not this weekend. I'm just gonna spend a few days in Dallas

 

So now he's coming to visit and he's "healthy"?

 

no

 

This shit made me laugh out loud. Sounds awful, I hate Soak Up the Sun so much haha

 

lighten up

 

im coming don't u worry

 

My ninth grade English class was outta control and I’m not gonna go into detail but a kid drank pee. That’s all there is to it. Also the first time I ever got in trouble ever in my life at school cause this boy who would be typical 14 year old and was being “flirty” asked to go into my purse and I was like okay whatever and he pulled out a tampon and threw it across the room. The teacher pulled us out of class and she tells me “you should have more self respect” I was like wtttffffffff

 

My friend the communist
Holds meetings in his RV
I can't afford his gas
So I'm stuck here watching tv

lol

 

I once got through a 350 box shipment in 60 minutes. Think I can make this 54 box shipment last four hours so I never have to step on the sales floor?

 

nice

 

I've always believed in you. Now is no different.

 

I do not want to be here today. Or ever again. But mostly today.

 

What do eat today

 

Good morning @dylan. I hope you are doing well today.

 

great band

 

Food :)

 

I'm arguing with a man in his mid-20s who spends his thursday mornings pretending to be a dog on the internet about traffic intersections so yeah I'm doing pretty swell.

 

He sounds very intelligent

 

ron howard: he wasn't

 

Is this not what flirting is

 

no wonder i can't get a second date