Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 163

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Like the idiot I am I went into the pit for the final breakdown of writing in the walls and got socked in the jaw

 

@angrycandy @lobstervegan the other duck should be named Lance

 

Metal af

 

Drinks were pretty good

 

Still only second to the time I got tackled by a member of the chariot into the chariot’s drum set

 

I'm for it but I think they're both girls. could work tho. I'll meditate on it

 

Man I’d everyone drunknin her e tonight !?

 

No

 

Lol I wasn’t addressing you . You barely count as. A human

 

Anyone remember the infamaous night when @dylan was wasted in the Dating thread in like 2016??? Fuxkin classic

 

In what ways?

 

That never happened

 

I have proof lol it was Holsteins

 

Hilarious*++ wtf is Holsteins

 

You don’t have emotions????

 

Okay so... I went to get happy hour drinks with a coworker...

On the way to the bar... we hear a voice yelling at my coworker. She's a tall very pretty black woman, who often gets told she should model. The voice is basically yelling about how pretty and gorgeous she is. She's basically be catcalled but that's not all...

The voice is also yelling... "My Asian Man! My Asian Man! Do you know what you got there! Do you know what you're with? You treat her right! Asian man! You're with her?" The guy yelling is black and me and my coworker are very much just friends.

This continues for about three blocks. Along the way he yells about how she could beat her up cause she's tall I'm guessing? But also how I am a smarter guy then him cause... I'm Asian I'm guessing? Along the way I tell my coworker I ironically am seeing a black woman, which is kinda funny.

This continues until we get to the bar with windows open in which the guy tells me I gotta pay for my coworker and treat her and all that. All while some patrons look on at us dealing with the guy. Eventually he finally leaves.

She tells me she normally gets harassed but holy shit I was not ready for that.

 

This is why I don’t leave my house

 

You don’t have shit

 

Just you wait

 

Y boi’s toast d

 

how many parking tickets you think @Dog with a Blog will wake up with tomorrow

 

I din thane a car snyomore after the accident

 

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