Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 138

and not have a life? no thx

 

I have the greatest life

 

"Be like me"

>1 minute ago posted about air sex championships

you're a real winner

 

Fruit snacks are fucking delicious

 

wow we have no idea what that's like at all

 

I'd say congrats but I'm not sure if that's what you want or not

 

See, you understand!

It's like you could be married to me!

 

Air sex is cool af

 

when your gf isn't real

 

Air sex is just another term for gettin' blown I think. And I don't mean to be crass.

 

lmao

 

I know Scientologists too!

 

lmao

 

imagine dulam and colby as a couple for a minute

 

He'd murder me probably

 

there's no doubt about it colbster. he probably wouldn't even try to hide it

 

Real question is, how LONG would it take for him to snap?

 

after you eat your first meal together

 

your first transgression with food in his presence

 

I'm sure most of you are thinking to yourselves

"Damn, he can't be that stupid, can he?!"

 

Morning.

I'm fixing Windows Updates for my computer.

It's like I'm back at GS again.

 

2.5 seconds

 

Dylan is gonna be alone the rest of his life

 

at least he has bear

 

I'll be your friend @dylan