Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 131

Like they all had multiple wives?

 

can i have this as my band name

 

Cups. So slappy.

 

exactly

I insist that you do

 

"Eatin' Ain't Cheatin' (Unless It's Arby's): A Memoir"

 

and multiple horses

 

this comes up often at work i hate it so fucking much

side note i have the heat on too high and leave it on there for too long in case you were wondering

yeah you just get one of those stovetop thingys. i think they're italian? they're dope tho, idk a single latino family that does not utilize them

 

except for heely kid he's gonna break free one day

 

And prolly multiple saddles for their multiple asses.

 

get a Nespresso. it will change your life. so easy to use

 

It’s been three hours since I’ve been done with class and haven’t written anything yet

 

Yes you have, we've all seen it.

 

@EmmanuelSCastle distract yourself with these videos. Pertinent to the conversation and funny

 

OMG I hate the south.

 

I would love to but this contraption is 200 dollars?! i could buy 2g 10 times with that money!!! also my roommate has a keurig machine and i bought a little reusable keurig pod but i also just genuinely prefer the ritual of using my little stovetop espresso thing. god i gotta figure out the name for it

so a day in the life, huh

 

I hope shrek's ok, he's missing out

 

Is it a moka pot

 

who is the jordan dude am i supposed to be familiar? but yes

 

don't worry, the south hates Ohio too

nah but on the real: you're right and fuck like 90% of the population down here

 

You kiddin me? Motha fucka is opening up that motha fuckin swamp

 

no that's the white person gentrified version. i mean, it's the same idea and really the same machine minus the size but i resent that a singular brand is capitalizing off of it lol

 

You're not supposed to be familiar, unless you watch Conan. But both videos are about coffee and he reminds me of @dylan

 

damn u right what am I talkin about

 

they're not cheap by any means. we got ours on sale around Christmas time. if you ever get the chance, it's definitely worth it