Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 129

im busy

 

Wow ok f u then

 

dadbolt mencia

 

also i went to my friend's apartment in order to walk her dog and her roommate was sitting in the living room when i walked in and i bet she thinks it's hella weird that i just walked in without knocking (my friend gave me the key). i'm over here literally all the time too she probably thinks im living here without paying rent. like im just chilling in my friends room, until she gets back and i feel really bad bc she's probably really uncomfy with a strange dude being in her apartment

 

aw man, i thought you meant extra ingredients. I already knew the power of asking.

 

NICE

 

I love oatmeal, but not that much

 

You don't have to be in love to ****. Take goats, for example.




EDIT: This could easily be misinterpreted. Do not fuck goats.

 

Solid advice.

 

Thanks, i'm a doctor...Amongst other things.

 

What else? Do you know anything about girls?

 

Hi there.

I'm Doctor Seretonin. You come home from a long day at work and you want to relax with a drink, some T.V., fuck a goat, maybe eat some ice cream. Right? Wrong.

Don't fuck goats.

 

I should write a book.

 

So glad the fitness room is empty now so I can sing Michelle Branch

 

Oh cool the new season of Jane the Virgin is on Netflix

Wait did I already learn that last week

 

Could be

 

There is a kid heelying around this burger king like it's his fuckin job and I didn't even know they still made those

 

Saw a child on a razor scooter the other day, had a flashback to the 2000s

 

Yeah, they’re tight.

 

Razors are big again for some reason

 

Jacob

 

It’s slang, it’s fine.

 

Nice

 

why Im sick 2 times this year

 

Possibly some sort of immune system defficiency.

-Dr. Mr serotonin, esquire, detective, chandler, father figure, etc etc