Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 113

i really needed this laugh, so thanks haha

 

I also fear tornadoes. They're like bears or sharks if bears or sharks decided their territory was wherever the fuck they want.

 

Oh no processing sales orders or whatever sounded so glamorous

 

Sex sells. Maybe unbutton an extra button.

 

Could you imagine if bears just fucking appeared? Like "oh no the wind is weird, gotta stay inside, there might be a fucking bear."

 

They kind of do. It'd actually be nice to get some sorta warning, ya know?

 

Here's what exaggerated this fear.

8yo CarpetElf: I'm scared to visit the Midwest, there are tornadoes there.
Ignorant Parental Figure: It's fine, they are rare and you have nothing to worry about.

Then the hotel we stayed at got hit by a tornado the next day.

 

Bear Siren!

 

band name, i call it.

 

This is a much smaller company and they have me doing customer service things like processing warranty exchanges, following up on quotes, handling issues. it's... well i'm employed

 

Bruh move to Denver and start a band with Dylan and I called Bear Siren.

 

that would be great honestly

 

are they fucking the house or just each other

 

all of the above

 

If "shoot it in the face" is not a solution, then I want nothing to do with it.

That's why I won't ever go to Mount Rushmore.

 

I'm pretty sure Dylan has a restraining order against me, though we've never met physically.

 

@dylan Repeal the order. We've got work to do.

 

bear in the blue balls house

 

I briefly played with a band called Bear Hare Party but we changed the spelling of Bear and Hare every time we played.

 

being a grizzly's dinner would be a welcome change of pace

 

Wait Matt do you live in Denver too??

 

I'm going to be. Where have you been? I've been demanding you be my friend for months.

 

Ain't it fun living in the real world

 

should I go crying to my mama