Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 1040

I assumed you had none

 

I'd like to think so.

They are worth it!!

 

maybe to you Mr. Elitist Moneybags, but I only eat cheap shit that tastes bad.

 

y would u assume anything like that???

 

have you met Colby?

 

Colby thinking about our pubes is the least weird thing about him

 

I’ll buy you a better flavor box of pop tarts if I can stay at your place for free

 

wait is this what a carpet elf does

 

I have too many poptarts as it is.

have you booked a flight already?

 

Depends on how sexually active I am

 

Cuz he's......bald?

Just seems like something he'd do

 

he thinks bald = completely hairless.

Mental Image:

 

My body is telling me to eat junk food but my mind isn’t clueing me into what exact junk food I want. I’ve always had communication problems

 

The new dinosaur movie is awful

 

Thank fuck I'm seeing 2001 tomorrow afternoon

 

I think I did a nice job eating somewhat healthily today in terms of calorie intake not so much substance

trying really hard to use this t break to not snack as much

 

I figured it would be bad but how bad we talking here?

 

There's actually a certain reference to the first Jurassic Park that sums it up sufficiently enough. You know the one

 

Damn. I trust you on that though.

 

LMAO this convo.

 

Hey Im in China eating weird stuff

 

like snails and shit?

 

like sea cucumbers and shit

 

I woke up with X Gonna Give It To You stuck in my head
Should be an interesting day

 

@ChaseTx @thesoftskeleton
I guess y'all are going to California