H*rny on MA1n NSFW • Page 57

I was gonna say CUPS but this is more KJ

 

come on that's a solid pun right there

 

B R O

 

God I wish lmao

 

don’t worry bro I’ll show you my hog tomorrow

 

idk your fashion sense is one of your best attributes

 

I am just trying to avoid a heteronormative binary view of intercourse

 

this is how @ComedownMachine better hype me up tomorrow when I see him and his awful friend

 

I’m at 5 likes I swear these are all bots

 

Yeah no I tried to figure out how to make the pun more inclusive but then I realized the kind of person who would actually make an app like that probably wouldn't pay those concerns any mind at all anyway lol

 

Real talk

 

3 GIRLS HAVE SUPER LIKED ME

MY CONFIDENCE IS THROUGH THE ROOF LETS GO PARTY

@Dog with a Blog

 

Ok boomer

 

What did you drink

 

I just read the title as Horny on Haim and I wish that was a thing now

 

I’m horny on main right now with tinder if we being honest

 

Go get em cobra

 

If you want it to be it could be

 

Fresno girls hate me. LA girls love me.

It’s the supreme tbh.

 

Wow so I'm working a wedding right now and these two grown ass dads just started fist fighting on the dancefloor, like really throwing hands at each other. Some pitbull song is blasting and there's women crying and trying to stop these adults from assaulting each other. I'd say a solid 7 minutes of a shitshow happening and I just wanted to share that w you all. Very entertaining, DadFights should be a thing...like a VHS series. Hope everybody's having a good night!

 

BoomerFights absolutely should be a thing

 

@Dog with a Blog said he needs a roommate

 

No I didn’t