H*rny on MA1n NSFW • Page 48

that's bc Tinder is a fucking garbage can

 

stop it

 

dammit @dylan I’ll probably end up using that

 

Are you in a play or somethin’?

 

the last time I tried tinder (for a total of two days lmao) I made my bio “I’d rather set myself on fire then write one of these”

 

Gobble gobble

 

How would you be able to write a bio after you set yourself on fire?

 

that’s fucking cold

 

I’ll put everyone’s name in a random selector and then DM you the winner

 

I thought you were my friend

 

"the fourth coolest women in Canada, behind Carly Rae Jepsen, Alanis Morrissette and Joni Mitchell. Fuck Tegan and Sara are also Canadian um top ten coolest women in Canada"

 

DUDE BE CAREFUL WTF

 

Canada is a treasure

 

Sometimes when I see your avi as I’m scrolling through I think it’s my avi and I have to recalibrate

 

serves you right

 

Good luck everyone

 

I swear to god if I get 12 phone calls at 3am going gobble gobble I’m mailing dylan a box full of shit

 

if I ever get the nerve to do dating apps I'm gonna make my bio my current Twitter bio which is "I've said for years that Diet Coke just gets me and my lifestyle" Taylor Swift

 

I can only think of one time where I was ghosted after meeting in person like two or three times where I was like damn okay wtf but I think it’s because I didn’t sleep with him so fuck him. had a dumb mustache anyways

 

dudes with mustaches

 

Please don’t that’s my mailbox too and @K0ta is sending me merch

 

I'm glad when he begged me to give me mine I ignored him, I need to get away from y'all sometimes for like 5 minutes

 

just wait until none of you get any gobbles and you’ll finally know how undateable I am

 

I can’t grow any decent facial hair. It comes in so spotty and just dirty looking