H*rny on MA1n NSFW • Page 47

Facebook is cursed

 

so how many did you order???

 

@mad plus if you use hinge you don’t have to write a bio. just gotta answer a few prompts you can choose from.

 

hmm yes that does appeal to me

 

He’s not meeting me

 

Bios are not fun to make

 

One for my room, and one for my 4 year olds room, and one for the guest bathroom

 

Let me write your bio I have a good idea

 

tinder and Instagram

I can write it but every time I write for @CobraKidJon he rejects it. He sucks so take that as you will

 

he is still single, so maybe he should

 

it’s probably as derivative as your powerpoint

 

“Call me and leave me your best turkey gobble impression and if it’s good enough I’ll text you back. [phone number]”

except I will choose one random chorus fm user whose phone number I have to fill in the blank

 

I regret giving Dylan my phone number

 

his bio would just be about Supreme and Popeyes chicken sandwiches if he were left to his own devices

 

Instagram for dating tho??

lemme see ur idea

 

I am terrible at Tinder. Never get matches. Also my bio is trash. But like, I tend to do pretty good with women irl but they do not like me on tinder lol

 

I got ghosted twice on Tinder, once while I was in the parking lot for where we were meeting for dinner

 

i was just referencing X-Files, no beans you hack

 

I've never made a dating profile, I'd rather die alone.

 

The people love beans

I’m just doing fan service

 

I can see how “I eat ass and don’t even use dental dams any more. must be over 50 to ride” wouldn’t be super appealing