H*rny on MA1n II NSFW • Page 989

I smoke dope like Kid Cudi

yeah it's catchy af

 

now i'm thinking about how i havent been to the gym since i quit star tribune. i'm such a piece of shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

 

Pissy Pamper new from Mattel

 

new Harry Styles and Kaytranada this Friday

I’m excited

 

mean spirited like the tik tok shit? i've been on a tiger belly binge.

 

Wonder if you can train yourself to do that

 

sounds like a bidet for children.

 

Explain.

 

yeah some of that but it just seems like a good majority of their content is just making fun of people, sometimes warranted, sometimes not imo

 

Now Liquid Dreams by O Town is stuck in my head

 

the nba video meme that goes with it is great also

 

I think he wants to *** while he’s sleeping more but maybe I’m reading it wrong

 

I can’t tell if it’s that or trying to do it hands free while conscious.

 

Well if wet dreams are just your brain cranking you off then maybe you can get your brain to crank itself (while you’re awake maybe)...in short to n*t but with your mind

 

Is this a Jedi thing

 

I was right! Ha! And yeah that is an actual thing people can do.

 

It’s just a concept as far as I know

 

the empire would still be running shit if that was the case

 

I’m gonna quit my job and get really into whatever that is called

 

I don’t remember if it has a name but I know there’s a woman who can do it and like tries to teach the technique to people as a form of therapy for different kinds of sexual dysfunction.

 

Wonder if men can do it and as well as if I can learn but just for fun

 

Phew! Matt just found my keys on a shelf in the kitchen pantry...thank god I was stress-eating M&Ms like nobody's beeswax

 

Hey everyone look at my new party trick