H*rny on MA1n II NSFW • Page 918

I like these odds

 

Ends up marrying Olaf

 

I'm trying to be family friendly

 

Olaf makes funnies

 

How fucking dare you

 

good luck to my fantasy football team today and nobody elses

 

K

 

Hmmm never would of figured her for a sports girl

 

Snowball fighting isn't a sport?

 

O u rite

 

I've been talking to this girl on the Patook app for a few days and our last 5 exchanges have been about the weather lol I want to die ihate small talk so damn much

 

wtf is patook

 

a friend making app

 

Awwwwwwwww dude doesnt the whole world wanna be friends with you

 

Bro I'm really shy irl so it's hard for me. I'm much cooler on the internet lol

 

Aww man, I'm awake.

 

I just woke up and I do not feel great.

 

Were you hoping to not wake up shak

 

nwtkfs

 

Thanks for all the support and unnecessary jokes last night about my mom, it definitely helped me process what happened a bit better. Hopefully I can just remember the good parts from the night and the community being helpful and forget how terrifying it was.

 

this cookie butter is as white women say: to die for

 

My boss said I have to come in cause there is no once else scheduled but I know someone shows up at 11:30 so hopefully when they show up he’ll be like oop and tell me I don’t have to come in

 

there's only one server or bus boy or whatever you are during the Sunday lunch rush?

 

One of the perks in the VIP bag yesterday was a cookie butter chocolate covered Oreo and it’s going to be insane I’m sure.